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blacmagic · 13th March 2009, 20:12

now I will be really digressing here but what Im about to say is somehow indicative of what happened to Sid in the Porsche showroom.

I was out and about on Holi day and roaming around, went to Cofee Day to get some of the black stuff. noticed that there were no security guards attending the parking lot. parked anyway and went in. I was waiting outside because I didnt want to stain the furniture. now because I have descended from the ape, I occasionally behave like one. this time, I parked myself on the solid steel railing outside. suddenly, there are a bunch of guards wildly gesticulating and mouthing something which essentially meant "get off the railing, you multicolored monkey". that moment, I KNEW Id get back at them.
took my drink, walked outside, started my car and revved it a little. a guard materialized out of nowhere. point to be noted is that this parking is free. you only tip the guard if you feel like it. dude begins to throw 'salaams' at me. and I say "werent you one of the three idiots who just asked me to piss away from the railing?" his began to show various shades of the color spectrum. as he was contemplating what to say, I sped away.

now this little incident clearly outlines what is wrong with our folks. everybody is frustrated at some level and wants to 'be somebody' with no clue as to how. they are merely tools of circumstance and use their circumstaitial environment to feel big or good.
apparently, the idiot Porsche salesman started to fancy himself as Hot Rod Herman and personally ensure that no filth would invade the hallowed space inside the showroom. he should have been a sweeper. not a sales guy.

doctorque. the material is expensive? really?? what about your cars? apparently you are good with math and hence, all the mental calculation you proudly mention. let me tell you, dude, there is something called GOODWILL. you cannot assign a number to it. and once you sell a car, the money you make is far more than sufficient to cover your supposed losses incurred by giving out sales brochures. you find such collectors very rarely. not everybody is passionate enough to walk into a showroom and suffer this sort of treatment.
instead of giving unnecessary advice, I suggest you act against Manish. such people do not deserve to be associated with Porsche at any level.

13th March 2009, 20:12	#54 (permalink)
blacmagic BANNED Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 217 Infractions: 0/1 (9)	now I will be really digressing here but what Im about to say is somehow indicative of what happened to Sid in the Porsche showroom. I was out and about on Holi day and roaming around, went to Cofee Day to get some of the black stuff. noticed that there were no security guards attending the parking lot. parked anyway and went in. I was waiting outside because I didnt want to stain the furniture. now because I have descended from the ape, I occasionally behave like one. this time, I parked myself on the solid steel railing outside. suddenly, there are a bunch of guards wildly gesticulating and mouthing something which essentially meant "get off the railing, you multicolored monkey". that moment, I KNEW Id get back at them. took my drink, walked outside, started my car and revved it a little. a guard materialized out of nowhere. point to be noted is that this parking is free. you only tip the guard if you feel like it. dude begins to throw 'salaams' at me. and I say "werent you one of the three idiots who just asked me to piss away from the railing?" his began to show various shades of the color spectrum. as he was contemplating what to say, I sped away. now this little incident clearly outlines what is wrong with our folks. everybody is frustrated at some level and wants to 'be somebody' with no clue as to how. they are merely tools of circumstance and use their circumstaitial environment to feel big or good. apparently, the idiot Porsche salesman started to fancy himself as Hot Rod Herman and personally ensure that no filth would invade the hallowed space inside the showroom. he should have been a sweeper. not a sales guy. doctorque. the material is expensive? really?? what about your cars? apparently you are good with math and hence, all the mental calculation you proudly mention. let me tell you, dude, there is something called GOODWILL. you cannot assign a number to it. and once you sell a car, the money you make is far more than sufficient to cover your supposed losses incurred by giving out sales brochures. you find such collectors very rarely. not everybody is passionate enough to walk into a showroom and suffer this sort of treatment. instead of giving unnecessary advice, I suggest you act against Manish. such people do not deserve to be associated with Porsche at any level.