I have a habit which people of noida(most of them) find annoying. I stop at red lights even if there is no cop.
Now in noida if its peak hours, the cars mostly obey the lights, with bikes doing the gung-ho act, and in mornings and late nights most people rush through as if lights do not exist.
Today morning at around 9ish the traffic was moderately heavy, and I am as usual stopping at red lights. I hear a squeak behind me which turns out to be a bike. This guy wants me to move forward around half a foot so he can squeeze by and jump the light. I pay no heed, but this guy anyways squeezes through.
The light turns green and I overtake this guy. He is doing barely 30-40kmph. I wonder why was he in a hurry. At the next junction the light is green but I anways start slowing down because that junctions is notorrious for jumpers, this guy is behind me and when the lights turn yellow and then red I stop. This guy is again irritated, honks me twice thrice and makes plans to jump the light. He does so, but soon after the light turns green again. I overtake him and at the next junction the light is red again. Now there is a cop too, so this guy comes and parks behind me. Since he can easily come to my side but stays behind, I guess his intention. He wants to take panga, i.e. honk when the light turns green, maybe his twisted mind can think of only this revenge. However he does not know that my mind is even more twisted.
The lights turn green, and as expected he squeeks a long burst. Not to be outdown, I growl and long long burst. This guy forgot that I am in a diesel car and when a diesel car whose silences has not been decarbonised for a long time revvs hard the end result is lots and lot of soot. After dumping the entire contents of my silencer on his trousers and some on his face too, I drive off. I can see him in my rear view mirror frantically waving his hands in front of his face. So next time you diesel heads have some moron honking behind you at lights, remember, "A diesel fart" is mightier than the "horn yell"
