here are some more for you guys
1) dirt is for farmers.. tarmac is for racing ----- or fro you dirt racers
Dirt is fro racing.. tarmac is for getting there
2) if you cant keep up with the other dogs.. stay on the front porch
3) some cars burn rubber.. others just burn oil
4) Will race for food
5) girlfriend out of town.. offer for drags now accepted
6) stop staring.. my car gets nervous
7) dont teach your dad how to f***
8) you could not catch me even if we locked bumpers.
9) follow me or take a right and go to hell
10) horn is broken watch for finger
11)
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