When an insect falls into a mug of beer the…
Englishman:
* Throws his mug away and walks out
American:
* Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese:
* Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian:
* Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani:
* Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
* Relates the issue to Kashmir
* Asks the Chinese for Military aid
* Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer
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