A few good ones...you might have seen a few already, good read nonetheless..
and No Offence Meant to the fairer sex...
Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want,
then go to bed.
Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go the refrigerator.
Why do brides wear white?
Men like their dishwasher to match the fridge and range
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It is called Wedding Cake.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me. "
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
I's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
ensoii
~M
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