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Old 1st December 2006, 16:21   #161 (permalink)
Sam Kapasi
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Default Don ka pakadna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin bhi hai - A tale of twists and jerks

Rags the famous cop from Delhi arrived into mumbai. He was fully prepared for Don this time. Don ka pakadna hai, koi bhi haalat mein. By that we meant don's motorola bluetooth of course. (This is a family-oriented forum)

For this work, the govt had given him not one, not two but three mobile phones. This time they were not going to let Don's go.
Rags made the call.


Don ne phone uthaya and held it to his right ear. This was quite silly, as he already had the other bluetooth in his left ear. Don's ways were strange.
There was an old hindi saying "Don jaaney woh aadmi kya kar raha hai"

Don ne kaha hello. Rags ne kaha, mein tera pakad loonga. Don got totally annoyed. Don ka intezar 2 restaurant kar rahe hain, par don ka pakadna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin bhi hai.
Rags laughed hahahaha and don got annoyed. Don pe hasa? Where are you? Sea Lord, said Rags. Hahahaha.

Don entered the restaurant and made his famous face and his theme started playing


Cut to song: Arrey diwaano, mera expression pehchaano, mera chehra dekho, main hoon don! Don does the hip shaking dance step along with his Govinda type face.

Don had already got a lead. He was to look for the mad sardar who always made funny faces. After looking around a little bit, he found him.



But the truth of the matter was that don himself had no idea where his was. Don ka pakadna mushkil issi liye hai, because even don doesnt know where it is. That was the secret he told the mad sardar. The mad sardar shared whatever information he had with don.



Don put on his famous one eyed disguise and checked up on Kartik. Pretneding to show him a camera, don quickly checked out his ears with one one good eye.

Par alas, Don ka, uske kaan mein nahi tha!

After that don gave up all concern and thew caution to the wind. Picked up his camera and started taking pictures. Don ka kiske kaan mein ghusa hai? Was the question.


Dippy mera dede, warna tera kaan maar doonga.

But dippy also didn't have it. Don was tired of looking so he just sat down and cried like a baby.


Inspector rags heard the crying and immediately came running. He slammed a restraining helmet on Don and arrested him immediately. Our great hero was taken away.

Don ko toh pakadliya, but don ka nahi pakda!


Finally the truth was revealed.


Don na apna, elf ke kaan mein ghusa diya. That's why don ka pakadna namumkin hai


The End.
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