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V-16 · 8th March 2008, 14:21

To MF and the gang,
Please do not try to distract us from our work places with stories of your inebriated frolic in the land of Feni.
In your "Post Alcohol Intoxicated State", you definitely need a guide on How to survive a hangover and some behavior tips:

1) Dont Drink Alcohol: surely you haven't read this one so you are where you are...just jump to point 2.

2) Know Your Limits: .........Make sure you know where you have to return back. Keep a map of the place or keep an African parrot with you who can tell others your address..also dont let the parrot drink

3) Eat Something: ............Frozen Margaritas dont qualify. For breakfast try Irish Coffee. It is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol

4) Dont Mix Drinks: ............Have them straight, preferably in an Old Fashioned Glass.

5) Avoid Talking To Women: .BE careful and avoid. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

6) Self Control: ............Exercise extreme self-control, never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I can go on and on but you have to be sober to read it.
Have fun guys and

DONT Drink and Drive!!
All you guys have onr for me too.
PS: Dont miss the Baked Crab in Britto's at Baga Beach!!
If you can see a red Ferrari 430, you know who it is.

8th March 2008, 14:21	#9 (permalink)
V-16 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: May 2005 Location: mumbai Posts: 2,705	To MF and the gang, Please do not try to distract us from our work places with stories of your inebriated frolic in the land of Feni. In your "Post Alcohol Intoxicated State", you definitely need a guide on How to survive a hangover and some behavior tips: 1) Dont Drink Alcohol: surely you haven't read this one so you are where you are...just jump to point 2. 2) Know Your Limits: .........Make sure you know where you have to return back. Keep a map of the place or keep an African parrot with you who can tell others your address..also dont let the parrot drink 3) Eat Something: ............Frozen Margaritas dont qualify. For breakfast try Irish Coffee. It is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol 4) Dont Mix Drinks: ............Have them straight, preferably in an Old Fashioned Glass. 5) Avoid Talking To Women: .BE careful and avoid. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. 6) Self Control: ............Exercise extreme self-control, never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. I can go on and on but you have to be sober to read it. Have fun guys and *DONT Drink and Drive!!* All you guys have onr for me too. PS: Dont miss the Baked Crab in Britto's at Baga Beach!! If you can see a red Ferrari 430, you know who it is. __________________ SINGH IS KING!!!!