War Rationing There isn't enough Diesel in Bangalore- can you believe that? My family lays off buying a diesel-burning machine for 30 years and, the moment we do get one, we've no fuel to run the blessed thing. I think they call it Murphy's Law!
How is it in the rest of India-Madras/Bombay/Delhi/Hyderabad??? Does anybody know if the situation is going to improve soon? The logic the media is giving us is that the power shortage and power cuts recently announced is resulting in bulk diesel-buying sprees by the corporates/industries that need to run their big gensets.
How much does a horse cost? Our office has a nice lawn that the animal can mow for free, and for extra performance, I can feed the quadruped some special grass.
Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, Mr. Petroleum Minister! I rather fancy myself riding a 17-hand stallion around and, with my Jacaru on my head, looking a bit like Clint Eastwood. |