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Old 27th June 2008, 10:38   #196
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now, seems like this thread was started to make it a mega thread, cause most of the team-bhpians will now say, that its something like they have become / behave now a days or from the day they have become a member here.
Hopefully my manager will not raise this issue in review meeting, since this is one window that is open always though i don't post much

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Old 27th June 2008, 11:24   #197
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Bloody Brilliant is all I can say !

Here's my 2 cents:

Typical Village scenario:
Lady going to get her daily groceries from Shyamlal's store:

SL: KantaBen, aaj kya purchase karna hai?
KB hands over the grocery list to him.
SL: Ok, the usual. Beta Hos kaisa hai aur chotta Powa?
KB: both are fine, fine.
SL: Any news of their dad?
KB (irritated) : No, I'll announce it at the panchayat when he's back ok. Just gimme a break and do your job, meddling grocer.
SL: (laughs) OK OK .
KB is standing atop her satellite dish on her jhopdi's plush terrace looking down at the crowd below.

Crowd: Where's Hos and Powa's Dad????

It's a stormy night, wind blowing, cocks crowing, rivers over-flowing.

Hush is sitting on a chair in front of the crowd, There's a 20 inch Sony LCD on a table in front of him. He types something franctically and a mystical blue light emnates from the Sony and spreads miles over the sky.

The whole village leave their multi-storeyed chawls, their high-rise malls and gather at the Sony staring astonishingly thru their eye*****.

The screen says : TBHP -> HosPowa ka Baap!

TBHP: The Baap of HorsePower
carzy, could you please translate that for me, I don't want to miss this one. thanks
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Old 27th June 2008, 13:13   #198
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Bloody Brilliant is all I can say !

Here's my 2 cents:

Typical Village scenario:
Lady going to get her daily groceries from Shyamlal's store:

SL: KantaBen, aaj kya purchase karna hai? = Kantaben, what do you want to buy today?
KB hands over the grocery list to him.
SL: Ok, the usual. Beta Hos kaisa hai aur chotta Powa? = how are Hos and Powa doing?
KB: both are fine, fine.
SL: Any news of their dad?
KB (irritated) : No, I'll announce it at the panchayat when he's back ok. Just gimme a break and do your job, meddling grocer.
SL: (laughs) OK OK .
KB is standing atop her satellite dish on her jhopdi's plush terrace looking down at the crowd below.

Crowd: Where's Hos and Powa's Dad????

It's a stormy night, wind blowing, cocks crowing, rivers over-flowing.

Hush is sitting on a chair in front of the crowd, There's a 20 inch Sony LCD on a table in front of him. He types something franctically and a mystical blue light emnates from the Sony and spreads miles over the sky.

The whole village leave their multi-storeyed chawls, their high-rise malls and gather at the Sony staring astonishingly thru their eye*****.

The screen says : TBHP -> HosPowa ka Baap! = TBHP -> Father of HosPowa

TBHP: The Baap of HorsePower

@ mods - please Edit if required.

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Old 27th June 2008, 14:10   #199
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1. You check on t-bhp first thing you wake up in the morning and last thing before you go to bed.

2. You refresh your t-bhp window every 2.5 minutes hoping that something new has been posted.

3. Find it normal to call people by names of car parts and terms.

4. keep referring to 4 year old dusty, bug-eaten car mags that you have never touched all these years to find out how many metres less the ferrari took than the porsche to get to 160 kmph. (then u feel happy that you didnt listen to your mom to remove all that extra 'raddi' from the house.)

5. Your parents tell you that if you had taken to ur studies with as much interest you look at these mags, you would be running a car company yourself.

6. Your girl friend sulks coz she finds you spending more time in front of a plain grey window with chaps who only talk abt 'that thingamummyjig turbo charger' than with her.


7. Your home page has been changed from hotbabes.com to t-bhp.com.

8. You plan to move your house, family, pets to bombay everytime a t-bhp meet is announced here.

9. You feel happy to see numbers ticking against your topic.

10. You spend time at work to come up with a stupid topic like this one.
1) Yes.

2) No, within 2 minutes.

3) Yes.

4) My magazines ( 500+ in number ) are not bug eaten, I have protected them at the cost of scolding from parents.

5) My parents tell me that my carrear is in ruins because of cars.

6) No girl friend.

7) Yes.

8) I would love to be in meet, but then I cant as I am not yet upto other's standards.

9) Numbers ticking at any topic is what excites me.

10) This is not a stupid topic. I logged on and posted despite exams ( that is the work I am suppossed to do ).
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Old 27th June 2008, 14:38   #200
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Team BHP got me more into cars and now i switched my job from a Lifestyle Magazine to Automobile lifestyle Magazine called TOPgear!!

TEAM BHP Effect!!
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Old 27th June 2008, 19:51   #201
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When You actually have your boyfriend waiting for you outside to take you out on a date and you reply...
"Honey! Just a few more pages and I shall be done"

instead of a ,

"Honey just a few minutes I should be done getting ready (made-up)!!"
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Old 27th June 2008, 19:57   #202
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When you badly wana go to the loo and you are constricting your rectal oriface by brute force awaiting eagerly for a reply to your last post!!! LOLzzzzzzzzz
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Old 29th June 2008, 00:18   #203
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i m plannin to start team-bhp anonymous..but wat'll i do without all ur company...

Note from Mod : Please take the time to type out your posts in full words as per Team-BHP rules. Avoid the use of SMS language (any1 = anyone, wat = what, etc), and please use proper punctuation (not...like...this).

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Old 29th June 2008, 01:01   #204
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When i come in to office and logon,the 1st URL that is type in "http://www.team-bhp.com" though you know that you have important mails in your inbox.
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Old 5th July 2008, 20:14   #205
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You know you are addicted to team-bhp when...

you bookmark this link in Firefox and assign a keyword 'T' so you can launch the site with one keystroke and not waste time
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Post deleted by the Team-BHP Support : Please do NOT SPAM the forum. One-liners that add absolutely no value to the thread are strictly prohibited on Team-BHP.

We advise you to visit our board rules section before proceeding any further.

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Old 25th August 2008, 17:59   #207
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You know you are addicted to team-bhp when...

You end up modding your car much more that what you had initially planned.

Cheers
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Old 25th August 2008, 18:37   #208
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You know you are addicted to team-bhp when...

you get to office and the first thing you do is open your browser where Team BHP is the home page
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Old 27th August 2008, 14:26   #209
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When you change your homepage from google.com to www.t-bhp.com!
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When you see more cars (per car) on the computer screen and not live on the roads!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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