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Old 24th June 2006, 19:14   #61
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BUDDY SAM.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!

May you get crowned the NEW GENGIS KHAN... the master debaucher of them all!! .. God knows you have the same hairstyle!!..


hmmmmmmmm.... "pls let me know when the next round of ...... " har har har.... BIRTHDAY PRESENT!! Do tell us all about it!
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Old 24th June 2006, 22:06   #62
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nice one Ba&Tr. Welcome to TBHP.

And guys, guess which car this is and which HU it is.



Happy Birthday Sam. By the way, we are to believe you that you called het to fit the HEADunit and bla bla on a rainy night and then that you needed a torch? Seems Ba&T needs to call/coach you gf or you ( ehem).
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car is amby,deck is clarion?
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Old 24th June 2006, 22:25   #64
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car is amby,deck is clarion?
yup . clarion 356 or so. SAm as what sam got i think. This Hu comes with teh car. And guys, what do you think abt the speaker location.
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Mods, does this qualify for "A Collection of the Best Threads" category ?
That's a nice recommendation I think. Especially when there's so much ooohhh & aaaaahhs happening!!
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Old 25th June 2006, 18:09   #66
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Seriously enjoyin every moment in this thread....Keep it going......
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Old 26th June 2006, 11:56   #67
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Default The Birthday - here's all the dirt!!

Guys, thanks a lot really. I've thanked everyone in the shifting gears so wont repost.

I had a BLAST. Partied (B&T was the first to msg btw) on the 24th night. and the whole of the 25th, i've had a birthday, thatevery man dreams about.

No it wasn't chilled out with the TV. There was no TV. There was no chill.

First, a message, a promise I made:
Farah and I were chatting during one of the brief holocausts and I told her how so many knew at TBHP that we were indulging in so much original sin
She has said to tell you all that I am a shameless B****** and she really doesnt know why she puts up with this embarassment, and for you boys not to believe one word of what I say.
(wink wink)

That said, boys, wah wah, i have hit upon the way to have the perfect birthday of your life. This is what you do:

Buy your woman a present one day before your birthday (in my case a car HU and the fitting etc - and FITTING toh is the perfect word) and then tell her to please not buy you any present this birthday, tell her she is the greatest gift you could have ever recieved. (you must really try these lines, even if you are feeling like ekdum STUPID saying it - the rewards are magnificent. Dawai samjhke ke, close your eyes and say it)

Then when she's melting na, because she thinks your are so unbelievably sweet and romantic and she's so lucky to be your woman - That's when you ask for all the super kinky stuff ahahahaha. No woman can say no to any request after that. Be a GOD for a day!! POWER!! SEX!!! ATTENTION!! NO NEED TO GET UP TO PUT THE LIGHTS OFF!! SEX!! ATTENTION!! wait I've done that already! I say make a list in advance so you don't forget anything.

Also if it your 33rd birthday i suggest taking Revital from Ranbaxy for atleast 3 weeks before. RSJ will offer more suggestions. Also take a lot of fluids.

Thank you boys. This has been so much fun.
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lol, revived Sam's back. Now TBHP is gonna pop up in more searches at googles other than words like audio, engine-wengine, filter etc.
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Old 26th June 2006, 15:33   #69
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Also if it your 33rd birthday i suggest taking Revital from Ranbaxy for atleast 3 weeks before. RSJ will offer more suggestions.
Abt Ravital,it was a hype-up by Ranbaxy just to increase it sale.It contains a chinese product,Zinseng i beleive, which has almost no medicinal value.
But why talk about taking Ravital 3 weeks before when u have a chemical salt called sildenafil,marketed as manforce,viagra etc and just stat dose will do the job.

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depneds how much u loose......
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Old 26th June 2006, 15:41   #70
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My dear Doctor,

I do not think I need Viagra during an action sequence (if you know what i mean). I said 33, not 83.
I was talking about the vitamin and mineral content of any multi-vitamin, to give you strength and energy.

Choosthi is a very important part of life. Phoorthi also.

And now before my humour goes to the doggies, i call upon my old man to close this thread.
One of the best threads i have ever read. Love the author.
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My dear Doctor,

Choosthi is a very important part of life. Phoorthi also.
HAHAHAHAHA Sam keep it going brother. Seems like an ad for Hamdard ka Cinkara!!! One of the best threads I have read too maybe we should ask the mods to move it to the best ever threads. But I guess they won't want a thread full of debauchery & coitus up there
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Old 26th June 2006, 16:12   #72
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Actually this thread should been closed with Sam's last reply. Sitting in position 69.

Sam, doc had suggested Viagra as an automobile lover. It's a combination of NOS and cruise control. If your car is fast enough without that, then you surely don't need it. 33 or 83 is not the point here.

Ok guys, Sam had a good time..I hope we all had a good time on this thread...and like as any good thing, it should also be closed.
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