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Old 31st October 2007, 11:49   #46
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Imagine sitting on this after a round of Butter Chicken & Beer

'' Kisme Kitna Hai Dum ? ''
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if it is a lady she might enjoy it.
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And if she decides to break wind with gusto, what will happen to the woofers then?!
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Old 31st October 2007, 12:22   #48
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Varun bhai why not some "Mooli Ka Salad" also with the Chicken & Beer for added perfumery??
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And if she decides to break wind with gusto, what will happen to the woofers then?
doppler distortion?
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Varun bhai why not some "Mooli Ka Salad" also with the Chicken & Beer for added perfumery??

Only if the enclosure is the right size fr optimal output... if you catch my drift
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And what a sublime musical experience THAT will be!
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doppler distortion?
Distortion? I was expecting a flatulent response.
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Distortion? I was expecting a flatulent response.
But that would be 'on-axis' only - a place you'd find impossible to get into!
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Varun bhai why not some "Mooli Ka Salad" also with the Chicken & Beer for added perfumery??
Yeah that would smell really nice .

Enough to knock down a whole neighbourhood. Imagine playing AKON on that woofer - Konvikted !!!

If ya catch my drift ' that is
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Finally, after a prolonged session of transcendental meditation, I have come to the realization that underseat woofers can only work if they are in vented enclosures and that the vents MUST be backwards facing, not upwards or forward. Upward, as we have seen, will cause doppler effects, forwards will create transient intermodulation distortion (a very little understood phenomenon today) with the dangling legs of the aforementioned lady. Backwards the sound waves will bounce back from the tailgate in good phase and render the fullest joy of bass.
I hope that Low Bass Maker and clipto666 and vebmedal and gunshot will all be able to benefit hugely from these findings of my accidental transcendental, and make it into much prosperity for their futures, god bless.

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It will be a good way for her to camouflage the sound
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No, I am not a self-proclaimed rockstar.
How touchingly modest. Unlike roakstaar and croakstar!
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How touchingly modest. Unlike roakstaar and croakstar!
It was a clarification. Glad you found something 'modest' and positive in it.
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i know it's an old thread but was wondering if someone did use the alpine SWD 1600 glix has it on the net
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