Hello from Kuttapan - Team-BHP

kuttapan · 2nd June 2007, 22:32

Hi guys, I am a Keralite, currently staying in Bangalore. A techie by profession. My interests are cars and bikes. Just booked a Swift VDi, God knows when I will get it.

The following story should tell you more about me.

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Kuttappan was bragging to his Boss one day, “You know….. I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone important, and I’m sure I will know them.”
Tired of his boasting, his Boss called his bluff, “OK, Kuttappan Apoo, how about Tom Cruise?” Kuttappan replies “Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.”
So Kuttappan and his Boss fly out to Hollywood and knock, on Tom Cruise’s door and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts,” Hey Kutz!! Great to see you! You and your friend must come in and join me for lunch!”
They have a blast of a time. Katie Holmes even personally packs 2 sets of Masala Dosas, which is of course specially made by their South Indian chef. They bid each other farewell.
Although impressed, Kuttappan’s Boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Kuttappan that he thinks Kuttappan’s knowing Cruise was just lucky. Kuttappan says “No, no, you go ahead and just name anyone else.” “President Bush!” his Boss quickly retorts. Kuttappan says “Yes, OK, but I am telling you I don’t like him very much, he is very cunning, anyway let’s fly out to Washington.”
And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Kuttappan on the tour and motions him and his Boss over, saying, “Kuttans! What a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting. The CIA just informed me Osama is heading for the Pakistan Border, Hey Kuttans, are you still on speaking terms with Osama, maybe you could confirm the information for me? Oh never mind! You and your friend come on in and let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch up.”
Well, the Boss is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Kuttappan who again implores him to name anyone else.
“The Pope!” his Boss replies. “Sure! This I like, I’ve been meaning to see him, he is not keeping too well y’know” says Kuttappan. “And I have a lot of friends in Vatican; it’s like my second home! And me and the Pope go back a long way, surely this will be a good trip”
So off they fly to Rome. Kuttappan and his Boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Kuttappan says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.” The Boss shakes his head unbelievably and says “Yeah right!!”
Still so, Kuttappan disappears into the crowd, headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Kuttappan emerges with the Pope on the balcony, waves to the crowds with the Pope and takes leave. But by the time Kuttappan returns, he finds that his Boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his Boss’ side, Kuttappan asks him, “What happened?” His Boss looks up and says, “I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, “Who’s that on the balcony with Kuttappan?”
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rjstyles69 · 3rd June 2007, 01:17

LOL welcome to team-bhp mr.kuttappan .

Steeroid · 3rd June 2007, 01:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by kuttapan

Hi guys, I am a Keralite,..............

Figured that out before I opened the post. Guess we'll be seeing a lot of Kuttappan jokes now.

Welcome to TBHP and tell us something about your rides. Do go thru the Rules et al and familiarise yourself with them.

speedzak · 3rd June 2007, 01:38

Kuttapaa! Welcome to Team-BHP!
Have a rocking time here man. It seems you're already rocking.

As said, familiarise with the forum rules and enjoy having a nice time here.

v1p3r · 3rd June 2007, 04:20

Hello, welcome aboard.

Man, 5 Mallus on this thread already...

Mistakenguy · 3rd June 2007, 07:10

Welcome aboard kuttapan chettaa ...
Hope to read more of your adventures here ...

Godfather · 3rd June 2007, 08:34

Welcome to TBHP.. Lol.. very unique Intro indeed.

Godfather

nikkibike · 3rd June 2007, 09:17

mone dineshaa kuttappaaaa.....

Welcome aboard!!! Wish you a speedy delivery of VDi!!!

mclaren1885 · 3rd June 2007, 10:35

Seems like you are having a ball here. Do make it to the meets to meet the rest of us and some crazy mallu and half mallu truck/car drivers too

. Welcome once again.

Mugen_Power · 3rd June 2007, 11:23

Lol. Nice One..
Welcome to team-bhp and do let us know more about yourself.

kutlee · 3rd June 2007, 12:37

mm good story. savarigirigiri....!..
kuttappan chettante kattapoka vandi ethanu ippol?
swift is a good car. infact new mini. have seen quite a few swifts here.

kuttapan · 3rd June 2007, 22:07

Thanks to all of you for the warm welcome.
@Steeroid My current rides are a Bullet and an RD350. Swift will be my first car.
@mclaren1885 Will make it for meets once I have my car.

Took another test drive of the Swift VDi yesterday, asked the showroom guy what the topspeed was and he said 140.

Just for the heck of it, I pushed it till 150 and I could see him peering anxiously at the speedo through the corner of my eye. To the next customers at least ,he will say 150kph top speed.

I really liked this forum, wonder I never discovered this before. Probabaly because I never had a car...

Jaggu · 3rd June 2007, 22:13

welkome mr kuttappan

mclaren1885 · 3rd June 2007, 22:13

You dont need a car to join us. What you need is the ability to stay awake on sat nights or sit with one of us on the drives. And without saying it goes that you ought to give us a good laughing therapy. It will nice to have you at the next meet. And do get your RD along. A few of us are huge fans.

speedzak · 3rd June 2007, 22:48

Oh my god! You have an RD350?? Which year? And does it have any mod jobs done to it?

Hey, why do you have to associate a car into this? Just come with your RD! We would love to see it.

2nd June 2007, 22:32	#1 (permalink)
kuttapan BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 471 View My Garage	Hello from Kuttapan Hi guys, I am a Keralite, currently staying in Bangalore. A techie by profession. My interests are cars and bikes. Just booked a Swift VDi, God knows when I will get it. The following story should tell you more about me. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kuttappan was bragging to his Boss one day, “You know….. I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone important, and I’m sure I will know them.” Tired of his boasting, his Boss called his bluff, “OK, Kuttappan Apoo, how about Tom Cruise?” Kuttappan replies “Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Kuttappan and his Boss fly out to Hollywood and knock, on Tom Cruise’s door and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts,” Hey Kutz!! Great to see you! You and your friend must come in and join me for lunch!” They have a blast of a time. Katie Holmes even personally packs 2 sets of Masala Dosas, which is of course specially made by their South Indian chef. They bid each other farewell. Although impressed, Kuttappan’s Boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Kuttappan that he thinks Kuttappan’s knowing Cruise was just lucky. Kuttappan says “No, no, you go ahead and just name anyone else.” “President Bush!” his Boss quickly retorts. Kuttappan says “Yes, OK, but I am telling you I don’t like him very much, he is very cunning, anyway let’s fly out to Washington.” And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Kuttappan on the tour and motions him and his Boss over, saying, “Kuttans! What a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting. The CIA just informed me Osama is heading for the Pakistan Border, Hey Kuttans, are you still on speaking terms with Osama, maybe you could confirm the information for me? Oh never mind! You and your friend come on in and let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch up.” Well, the Boss is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Kuttappan who again implores him to name anyone else. “The Pope!” his Boss replies. “Sure! This I like, I’ve been meaning to see him, he is not keeping too well y’know” says Kuttappan. “And I have a lot of friends in Vatican; it’s like my second home! And me and the Pope go back a long way, surely this will be a good trip” So off they fly to Rome. Kuttappan and his Boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Kuttappan says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.” The Boss shakes his head unbelievably and says “Yeah right!!” Still so, Kuttappan disappears into the crowd, headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Kuttappan emerges with the Pope on the balcony, waves to the crowds with the Pope and takes leave. But by the time Kuttappan returns, he finds that his Boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his Boss’ side, Kuttappan asks him, “What happened?” His Boss looks up and says, “I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, “Who’s that on the balcony with Kuttappan?” >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

3rd June 2007, 01:17	#2 (permalink)
rjstyles69 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bengalooru.. Posts: 1,494 View My Garage	LOL welcome to team-bhp mr.kuttappan . __________________ Cheers rjstyles You never really learn to SWEAR until you learn to DRIVE.

3rd June 2007, 01:38	#4 (permalink)
speedzak Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: AbuDhabi. Don't really misss Cochin. Posts: 3,128 View My Garage	Kuttapaa! Welcome to Team-BHP! Have a rocking time here man. It seems you're already rocking. As said, familiarise with the forum rules and enjoy having a nice time here. __________________ "Where there are many; somebody will always be offended." (African Proverb)

3rd June 2007, 04:20	#5 (permalink)
v1p3r Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: BLR - chasing cars... Posts: 4,092 View My Garage Infractions: 0/1 (4)	Hello, welcome aboard. Man, 5 Mallus on this thread already... __________________ *Peace is a lie, there is only passion.*

3rd June 2007, 08:34	#7 (permalink)
Godfather Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Atlanta GA Posts: 1,302 View My Garage	Welcome to TBHP.. Lol.. very unique Intro indeed. Godfather __________________ I accidentally installed the deer whistles on my car backwards. Now everywhere I go, I'm chased by a herd of deer.

3rd June 2007, 07:10	#6 (permalink)
Mistakenguy BHPian Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Trivandrum Posts: 98	Welcome aboard kuttapan chettaa ... Hope to read more of your adventures here ...

3rd June 2007, 09:17	#8 (permalink)
nikkibike BHPian Join Date: May 2006 Location: QoAS Posts: 347 View My Garage	chettoooyiii!! mone dineshaa kuttappaaaa..... Welcome aboard!!! Wish you a speedy delivery of VDi!!! __________________ :-)

3rd June 2007, 10:35	#9 (permalink)
mclaren1885 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bangalore (the city of modded cars) !! Posts: 3,840 View My Garage Infractions: 0/1 (4)	Seems like you are having a ball here. Do make it to the meets to meet the rest of us and some crazy mallu and half mallu truck/car drivers too . Welcome once again. __________________ The gas she exhales is meeting a new friend!!!

3rd June 2007, 11:23	#10 (permalink)
Mugen_Power Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gujarat Posts: 1,303	Lol. Nice One.. Welcome to team-bhp and do let us know more about yourself.

3rd June 2007, 12:37	#11 (permalink)
kutlee BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 253	mm good story. savarigirigiri....!.. kuttappan chettante kattapoka vandi ethanu ippol? swift is a good car. infact new mini. have seen quite a few swifts here.

3rd June 2007, 22:07	#12 (permalink)
kuttapan BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 471 View My Garage	Thanks to all of you for the warm welcome. @Steeroid My current rides are a Bullet and an RD350. Swift will be my first car. @mclaren1885 Will make it for meets once I have my car. Took another test drive of the Swift VDi yesterday, asked the showroom guy what the topspeed was and he said 140. Just for the heck of it, I pushed it till 150 and I could see him peering anxiously at the speedo through the corner of my eye. To the next customers at least ,he will say 150kph top speed. I really liked this forum, wonder I never discovered this before. Probabaly because I never had a car...

3rd June 2007, 22:13	#13 (permalink)
Jaggu Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: May 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,208	welkome mr kuttappan __________________ The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference. -Calvin

3rd June 2007, 22:13	#14 (permalink)
mclaren1885 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bangalore (the city of modded cars) !! Posts: 3,840 View My Garage Infractions: 0/1 (4)	You dont need a car to join us. What you need is the ability to stay awake on sat nights or sit with one of us on the drives. And without saying it goes that you ought to give us a good laughing therapy. It will nice to have you at the next meet. And do get your RD along. A few of us are huge fans. __________________ The gas she exhales is meeting a new friend!!!

3rd June 2007, 22:48	#15 (permalink)
speedzak Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: AbuDhabi. Don't really misss Cochin. Posts: 3,128 View My Garage	Oh my god! You have an RD350?? Which year? And does it have any mod jobs done to it? Hey, why do you have to associate a car into this? Just come with your RD! We would love to see it. __________________ "Where there are many; somebody will always be offended." (African Proverb)