just took delivery of my lamborghini gallardo - Team-BHP

jassi · 9th July 2007, 17:06

was just kidding with the subject

to get you peeps to read my intro

Hi All,

I am a 26 yr old (though i look like I am 27) currently living/working in Bangalore. I have been blabbering my 2 cents (thats 0.8 INR) on various threads for almost a month now, so thought I'll introduce myself before I am promoted from newbie to bhpian (2-3 more posts to go).

I am an information security specialist (firewalls, ethical hacking, internet security if any of that makes sense) and currently working for this MNC on whose devices most of the internet runs worldwide. In the past I have worked for the worlds largest phone maker and that 4 billion dollar hindustan computer mnc whose ads we see on tv these days. Will gift my imaginary lambo to anyone who guesses the above 3 places of work hehe

I remember my grandma telling me, when I was 9, that I will grow up to be associated with the auto industry, as I had a huge collection of matchbox and hotwheel cars. Well she was somewhat right, I grew upto own a car (smiley), its a santro xing erlx with a catback exhaust and some ICE. Seriously if it wasn't for the IT boom, when I passed out of engineering, I would have been in the auto industry (no i dont mean auto rickshaw!!)

I was born and brought up in Bombay, schooled in St. Annes, Orlem, Malad. I never had to travel by bombay locals as we moved to Pune when I was 16, which is where I did my colleging (wadias) and electronics engineering (bvp).

My interests are cars, computers (security/networking and occasional hobby of coding in C), bodybuilding (almost make it to gym thrice a week), martial arts (stopped short of a black belt, now on my own), music (lotsa rock and hiphop, but then anything that sounds good).

Will meet some of you'll on the tbhp blore-chennai meet. Hope to see the others in person someday, till then tbhp forum it is, an awesome place to know all about things on wheels. Tbhp rocks

Cheers,
j

iraghava · 9th July 2007, 17:54

Welcome to the forum Jassi, that was a nice & funny intro! Have fun around here & have a great time at the upcoming Bangy-Chennai meet!!

P.S. Are you going to the meet in your Gallardo?

mclaren1885 · 9th July 2007, 18:02

Welcome jassi. Nice intro there, though you didn't have me fooled into your fake title. See you on the 14th. Kindly do PM/SMS me your contact details.

Jaggu · 9th July 2007, 18:08

welkome jassi to team bhp, enjoy your hack, i mean stay

Ricky_63 · 9th July 2007, 18:18

"Jassi jaisi koi nahin" !!!!!

Great intro. have a nice time at Team-BHP. Note of caution - it can be addictive

Cheers

speedmiester · 9th July 2007, 18:23

dude i thought we would be lucky enough to see the gallardo during the meet.
Anyway nice way to make people visit your thread.
welcome to Team-BHP

rjstyles69 · 9th July 2007, 18:41

Welcome Jassi and enjoy your stay here.

Quote:

Will gift my imaginary lambo to anyone who guesses the above 3 places of work hehe

I can read only two job descriptions mentioned.

moralfibre · 9th July 2007, 18:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by jassi

I am an information security specialist (firewalls, ethical hacking, internet security if any of that makes sense) and currently working for this MNC on whose devices most of the internet runs worldwide. In the past I have worked for the worlds largest phone maker and that 4 billion dollar hindustan computer mnc whose ads we see on tv these days. Will gift my imaginary lambo to anyone who guesses the above 3 places of work hehe

Cisco, Nokia and HCL. Hope I get my Lambo soon

. Nice intro there Jassi. Welcome aboard!

jassi · 9th July 2007, 19:18

I would like thank iraghava, mclaren1885, Jaggu, Ricky_63, speedmiester, rjstyles69, moralfibre and anyone else who will or wont fall for the subject and welcome me (there thats a dream come true - a thank you speech, awards ishtyle, forgot to mention my parents, friends and god and lastly my company for providing me free unrestricted internet at work and home)

Moralfibre - you can start imagining about that lambo right away - its all yours from now - I'll move on to imagining about ferrari enzo

Mclaren - whats your number, will sms you, don't wanna flood your pm inbox - i did post my number on the bangy meet thread though. One fine day when i buy a cheap 20 yr old lambo, I will try and fool you again, till then you remain "the unfooled one"

And guys I am already addicted like crazy to this forum, wild dogs and hottie women wouldn't drag me away from this thread, ok maybe those will, but nothing else!!

tsk1979 · 9th July 2007, 19:25

Welcome Jassi,
Let me guess
You work for Cisco?
MNC is HCL probably, and the phone maker is Nokia, or Motorola?

Nimz · 9th July 2007, 19:51

Ha ha.. welcome Jassi.. Your subject line took me in..

Even I was related to the Info secruity industry.. till a year back.. selling firewalls and AV..

good to see you here... And I hope you are not Cisco

theMAG · 9th July 2007, 19:57

Quote:

ethical hacking

and I'm an honorable thief

Welcome

jassi · 9th July 2007, 19:59

Tsk - you can share the lambo with moralfibre unless you cheated and copied his answers

Nimz - lets leave it at the fact that I am an infosec consultant

thanks for the welcome tsk and nimz!!

ajkail · 9th July 2007, 20:40

This definitely has to be among the best Intro's I have read at Team-BHP !!

Guess I am newer to this forum than you are (I am probably 40 posts away from BHPian) .... Welcome anyways !!

simply_sunny001 · 9th July 2007, 20:48

well a very nice intro,Jassi

welcome to team-bhp

9th July 2007, 17:06	#1 (permalink)
jassi BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 775	just took delivery of my lamborghini gallardo was just kidding with the subject to get you peeps to read my intro Hi All, I am a 26 yr old (though i look like I am 27) currently living/working in Bangalore. I have been blabbering my 2 cents (thats 0.8 INR) on various threads for almost a month now, so thought I'll introduce myself before I am promoted from newbie to bhpian (2-3 more posts to go). I am an information security specialist (firewalls, ethical hacking, internet security if any of that makes sense) and currently working for this MNC on whose devices most of the internet runs worldwide. In the past I have worked for the worlds largest phone maker and that 4 billion dollar hindustan computer mnc whose ads we see on tv these days. Will gift my imaginary lambo to anyone who guesses the above 3 places of work hehe I remember my grandma telling me, when I was 9, that I will grow up to be associated with the auto industry, as I had a huge collection of matchbox and hotwheel cars. Well she was somewhat right, I grew upto own a car (smiley), its a santro xing erlx with a catback exhaust and some ICE. Seriously if it wasn't for the IT boom, when I passed out of engineering, I would have been in the auto industry (no i dont mean auto rickshaw!!) I was born and brought up in Bombay, schooled in St. Annes, Orlem, Malad. I never had to travel by bombay locals as we moved to Pune when I was 16, which is where I did my colleging (wadias) and electronics engineering (bvp). My interests are cars, computers (security/networking and occasional hobby of coding in C), bodybuilding (almost make it to gym thrice a week), martial arts (stopped short of a black belt, now on my own), music (lotsa rock and hiphop, but then anything that sounds good). Will meet some of you'll on the tbhp blore-chennai meet. Hope to see the others in person someday, till then tbhp forum it is, an awesome place to know all about things on wheels. Tbhp rocks Cheers, j

9th July 2007, 17:54	#2 (permalink)
iraghava Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bhaiyyaland Posts: 7,693 View My Garage	Welcome to the forum Jassi, that was a nice & funny intro! Have fun around here & have a great time at the upcoming Bangy-Chennai meet!! P.S. Are you going to the meet in your Gallardo? __________________ Reminds me of my safari in Africa.Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. Last edited by iraghava : 9th July 2007 at 18:05.

9th July 2007, 18:08	#4 (permalink)
Jaggu Team-BHP Support Join Date: May 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 6,903	welkome jassi to team bhp, enjoy your hack, i mean stay __________________ The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference. -Calvin

9th July 2007, 18:18	#5 (permalink)
Ricky_63 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Gurgaon Posts: 1,952 View My Garage	"Jassi jaisi koi nahin" !!!!! Great intro. have a nice time at Team-BHP. Note of caution - it can be addictive Cheers __________________ *Everybody is entitled...... to an opinion !!*

9th July 2007, 18:23	#6 (permalink)
speedmiester BHPian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: bangalore Posts: 282	dude i thought we would be lucky enough to see the gallardo during the meet. Anyway nice way to make people visit your thread. welcome to Team-BHP __________________ *"My car is not leaking oil, she is just marking her territory"*

9th July 2007, 18:02	#3 (permalink)
mclaren1885 BANNED Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bangalore (the city of modded cars) !! Posts: 4,779 View My Garage Infractions: 0/1 (10)	Welcome jassi. Nice intro there, though you didn't have me fooled into your fake title. See you on the 14th. Kindly do PM/SMS me your contact details.

9th July 2007, 19:18	#9 (permalink)
jassi BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 775	I would like thank iraghava, mclaren1885, Jaggu, Ricky_63, speedmiester, rjstyles69, moralfibre and anyone else who will or wont fall for the subject and welcome me (there thats a dream come true - a thank you speech, awards ishtyle, forgot to mention my parents, friends and god and lastly my company for providing me free unrestricted internet at work and home) Moralfibre - you can start imagining about that lambo right away - its all yours from now - I'll move on to imagining about ferrari enzo Mclaren - whats your number, will sms you, don't wanna flood your pm inbox - i did post my number on the bangy meet thread though. One fine day when i buy a cheap 20 yr old lambo, I will try and fool you again, till then you remain "the unfooled one" And guys I am already addicted like crazy to this forum, wild dogs and hottie women wouldn't drag me away from this thread, ok maybe those will, but nothing else!!

9th July 2007, 19:25	#10 (permalink)
tsk1979 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: New Delhi Posts: 11,275 View My Garage	Welcome Jassi, Let me guess You work for Cisco? MNC is HCL probably, and the phone maker is Nokia, or Motorola? __________________ Reclaimed, wrung dry and recycled....!

9th July 2007, 19:51	#11 (permalink)
Nimz BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 367 View My Garage	Ha ha.. welcome Jassi.. Your subject line took me in.. Even I was related to the Info secruity industry.. till a year back.. selling firewalls and AV.. good to see you here... And I hope you are not Cisco

9th July 2007, 19:59	#13 (permalink)
jassi BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 775	Tsk - you can share the lambo with moralfibre unless you cheated and copied his answers Nimz - lets leave it at the fact that I am an infosec consultant thanks for the welcome tsk and nimz!!

9th July 2007, 20:40	#14 (permalink)
ajkail Newbie Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chennai Posts: 19	This definitely has to be among the best Intro's I have read at Team-BHP !! Guess I am newer to this forum than you are (I am probably 40 posts away from BHPian) .... Welcome anyways !! __________________ Drive hard... or stay home!

9th July 2007, 20:48	#15 (permalink)
simply_sunny001 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: London & Rohtak Posts: 1,147 View My Garage	well a very nice intro,Jassi welcome to team-bhp

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