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Old 8th May 2005, 08:32   #1
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Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Doctor (in the witness stand): No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

Ha ha, when it comes to Cars I am equally dumb as that Attorny!

So please bear with me.

I can even start with my first dumb one:

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Old 8th May 2005, 12:07   #2
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Welcome to TBHP. Interesting name you have here and even more interesting to know your actual name, your choice of music and your photography.

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Welcome to T-BHP and enjoy your stay here.
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hey dude
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Average 10 ka hai!!!hehe.
Anyways,welcome to the board.What do you ride and 'average kya hai'??

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Nice intro! Welcome to T-BHP and have a pleasant stay.
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nice very neat introduction all the best
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