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Originally Posted by escape velocity A mechanic advised me not to park motorcycle near an electric pole as it may blow a fuse.
I have heard of transformers emitting electromagnetic waves, but how serious is the threat posed by an electric pole?
I park my bike near an electric pole. |
Oh my god
I never thought this day will come.
First and foremost, I need to ask you this. Please think very very carefully.
Did the mechanic have a symbol of 4 towers sitting on the head of a dragon on the back of his left hand?
Now my question may seem very weird, but to explain you have to go back 30,000 years(or is it 40,000 years).
Anyways, 30K or 40K does not matter.
As few know, Evolution on Earth was not always "natural selection". Like we did artificial selection time and again we were also nudged.
To get context, we need to go back 14 billion years. The big bang. The big bang was not the beginning. Countless universes have come and gone, with big bang igniting them, and then the big collapse compressing them to nothing.
About 3 universes ago (50-60 billion Homo Sapien years), an intelligent force called the Sentinals was able to transcend space time and exist outside.
For them time flows very slowly. In each universe they was civilizations come and go, not even lasting 1/10th of the duration of the universe.
With this universe, they started getting lonely, and decided, that atleast some planets will have intervention, which will create intelligent life, which will be able to join them.
so long an existence often leads to factions, and so 30,000 years ago, due to their intervention, there were two factions.
One wanted the Neanderthals to succeed. The other wanted the Homo Sapien(Us) to succeed.
The arguments were simple. The Neanderthal faction believed that the Neanderthals were more simpler, and more gullible, so easier to fashion into a species who will be friendly.
The Sapien faction believed that with better brains, and better logic, we will simply go ahead and become peaceful, because according to logic, we would realize, that peaceful coexistence means prosperity.
In the past, by discussion and dialogue, such conflicts were usually resolved. If that had been the case, evolution would be nudged and slowly neanderthals would die out. However, the Neanderthal faction decided to do something different.
They sneaked into the planet, took on animate forms, and started hunting Homo Sapiens, while their masters argued that Homo Sapiens were dying as they were not a viable species.
A small sub faction of Neanderthal supporters could not take this corruption, and broke the secret to the council. When the Neanderthals found out, then for the first time in 3 universes, the unthinkable crime was done. They killed their brothers who had ratted them out.
The council convened an emergency meeting, and it was decided, that for the continued existence of the Sentinals, all Neanderthal factions will have to be eliminated, as they had grown very violent.
A bitter war followed, and many planets with life were destroyed. Earth survived, and a band of neanderthals entered into the consciousness of the Neanderthal earthlings. They used their cosmic power to assume physical characteristics of Homo Sapiens, and gave themselves a mark. The mark of the dragon.
But the the council was wise. They created a wave field around the earth, which led to suppression of Sentinel consciousness, and they became Neanderthals who looked like us, but were actually dumber like Neanderthals.
As Human civilization progressed, the Sentinals realized, that they need not support the wave function, but human artifacts like Electric poles can be the wave function generators.
Only few are needed for the entire planet.
To avoid destruction by residual consciousness of the Sentinels in Neanderthals, they created a "fear psychosis" of electric poles, so communities of these began to fear electric poles and create urban legends around them.
So yes, the mechanic is most probably a suppressed Sentinel, hiding in the body of a Neanderthal who looks like a Homo Sapien. That is why he told this story. There are only 11 electric poles with wave function on this planet, and only if your bike is close to them, there can be interference, but I am told these are at places where no bikes can reach.
So your bike is safe. Our electric poles in cities are very safe and do not generate this wave function at all