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Old 12th April 2004, 13:27   #1
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How to identify the city u are in by observing a street brawl -

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes, along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkatta

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall ---
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software programm to stop the fight .. but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program ---
Thats Bangalore !!!!


Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this non sense ---
Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.
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Hahaha...thats cool man.

Did you make that up yourself?

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Old 12th April 2004, 14:20   #3
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LOL..LOL

Cool stuff dude keep it coming
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Old 12th April 2004, 16:35   #4
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nice.....
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Thats Real and Funny!
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Originally Posted by normally_crazy
How to identify the city u are in by observing a street brawl -

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes, along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkatta

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall ---
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software programm to stop the fight .. but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program ---
Thats Bangalore !!!!


Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this non sense ---
Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. One of them asks the other for some time to call all his friends. Another guy also calls all his friends in the meanwhile and they all start fighting. A cop comes along, whichever party pays him, he starts fighting for them. that's PUNJAB.
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good ones....

once on a traffic signal in punjab I saw 1 biker slightly touch another's from behind, .. .the first one slowly moves his bike 6" ahead.... and then.. comes back and hits the second guy's bike! (again not hard)

just shows the aggression
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Scenario 8
two guys are fighting. after a few minutes, there are about 50 people involved in the fight, just like a bar brawl, and then a few policemen come by. suddenly, everybody changes track, and start hitting the policemen. after a few hours, due to heavy intrusion by the RAF and the army, the crowd is dispersed. when asked the reason for the hullaboo, nobody knows why....

lo- you are in kerala...
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Scenario 9 :
2 guys are fighting on the road. A third guy comes along and brings some chairs and a crowd settles down to watch the fight. The police dont bother to show up.Thats Pune.

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Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. One of them asks the other for some time to call all his friends. Another guy also calls all his friends in the meanwhile and they all start fighting. A cop comes along, whichever party pays him, he starts fighting for them. that's PUNJAB.
One "dholi" - a man with drums, comes and everybody starts dancing bhangra.

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