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Old 20th April 2004, 14:52   #1
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1) adult - a person who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle !!

2) yawn - the only time when some married men get to open their mouth !!

3) criminal - a guy no different from the rest except that he got caught !!

4) boss - someone who is early when u r late and late when u r early !!

5) experience - the name men give to their mistakes !!!

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ps - more on the way
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Old 21st April 2004, 03:19   #2
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>Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
>One turns to the other and says "dam"
>**********
>Two peanuts walk into a bar
>One was a salted.
>**********
>A jump-lead walks into a bar.
>The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
>**********
>A sandwich walks into a bar.
>The barman says, "Sorry - we don't serve food in here."
>**********
>A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
>**********
>A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
>says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
>**********
>Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
>The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant.
>**********
>Two cannibals are eating a clown.
>One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
>**********
>"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'." That
>sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."
>
>
>**********
>Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to
>Dolly:
>"I was artificially inseminated this morning."
>"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
>"It's true, no bull!"
>**********
>A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.
>The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
>
>
>**********
>Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
>One says, "I've lost my electron."
>The other says, "Are you sure?"
>The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
>**********
>Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullsh#t before.
>**********
>A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's
>cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "Well," says the
>vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and
>examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm
>going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
>"No, because he's really heavy"
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>
>**********
>Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese and there are 5
>people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum
>or my dad......or maybe my older brother Colin, or my younger
>brother Ho-Cha-Chu, but I'm pretty sure it's Colin.
>
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>I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
>find any.
>**********
>I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
>couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, "No, the
>steaks are too high."
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>
>**********
>My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
>He was pulled in by a strong currant.
>*********
>A man walks into doctor's office.
>"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
>"It's... um... well... I have five penises." replies the man.
>"Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a
>glove."
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>
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>What do you call a fish with no eyes?
>A fsh
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>Two fish are in a tank
>One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"
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Old 21st April 2004, 03:20   #3
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this should be renamed ..the afterburner...!
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Old 21st April 2004, 06:46   #4
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hahahaha LOL

those were superb vishnu.....some really great ones!

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Old 22nd April 2004, 04:33   #5
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.since u like them...here more....
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Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspiration Posters

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

Plagiarism saves time.

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

We waste time, so you don't have to.

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

Succeed in spite of management.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
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yo pls. check htis site out..........................it hilarious...............

http://mbspy.bacosys.be/humour2.htm
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They say the early bird gets the worm..........yeah, but what about the worm that got up early!!!

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