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Old 15th August 2004, 19:52   #1
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Mr. Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died
and went to Heaven for judgment. At the gates, St.
Peter told Mr. Honda, "Since you've been such a good
man and your motorcycles have changed the world,
your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want
in Heaven."

Mr. Honda thought about it for a minute and then
said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a
question for Him.

St. Peter took Mr. Honda to the Throne Room and
introduced him to God.

Mr. Honda then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor
of women?" God said, "Ah, yes". "Well," said Mr.
Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your Invention;

1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
protrusion.

2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too
much.

4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

5- The monthly down time and aggravation are
outrageous,

and I don't even want to start talking about the
maintenance costs".

"Mmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God,
"but, hold on."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in
a few things and waited for the results. After a
moment God said,"Well, it may be true that my
invention seems to be flawed,but according to these
numbers,more men are riding my invention than yours."
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LOL..

that was a good one pal....true to the core !!
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Quote[/b] ]but according to these numbers,more men are riding my invention than yours."
Hahaha.. very very true

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Crazy 1 dude
10/10 for that
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good one man....
cant stop laughing

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God is speaking the truth

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there is a similiarity between gods invention and Mr Honda:s 4 wheel brethren called the VTEC ( Variable valve timing and lift electronic control ) in that if you lift the hood and expose the plumbing in both gods invention and Mr Honda:s 4 wheeled beauty,,the effect on the Male of the species is Instantaneous Lift electronic control,,I am a TOTAL HONDA LOVER,,as u hv guessed
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hilarious...I am with God on that and will always be..





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Totally agree with God.
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God's the greatest creator!
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i've got a small doubt, who invented GOD?
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Quote[/b] (nitrous @ Aug. 19 2004,19:39)]i've got a small doubt, who invented GOD? *
Gods parents!!
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Quote[/b] ]i've got a small doubt, who invented GOD?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

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