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Old 27th April 2007, 15:26   #31
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Person goes to Bank was the first Part.

Person-Boy approaches his Dad was the prequel..
Reminds me of the Star Wars Trilogy.
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Old 27th April 2007, 15:39   #32
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Reminds me of the Star Wars Trilogy.
Me too That's why I suggested the sequel should be something like "The Banker Strikes Back"
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Old 27th April 2007, 18:42   #33
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Nah, no banker strikes back.

However, there are small details between part 1 (person goes to the banker) and the sequel (person goes to --------). Don't ask me, I don't know yet.

But in short, the banker rejected the loan, as pimping was not on their list of acceptable business models. Person walked out of the bank and found a new venue.

The quest for the pimp loan will continue soon....

Till then enjoy
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Old 27th April 2007, 18:45   #34
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Bole toh Sam Bhai ...Tum Jakhas Likhta hai!!

Has has ke pet ki vat lag gayeli hai!!

Hey people lets make a Film out of this script..It will surely break all records!!


What next??
The person finds a rich girl and ask some loan from her?? to PIMP his ride??
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Old 27th April 2007, 19:27   #35
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What next??
The person finds a rich girl and ask some loan from her?? to PIMP his ride??
now this toe will be just great
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Old 27th April 2007, 20:58   #36
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Default Sequel in next post

It's wearing a bit thin. And the plot's a little weak. Or is it just that time of the day?
Do read and let me know if you're still enjoying it.
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Old 27th April 2007, 21:05   #37
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Default The Sequel: Person goes to the local moneylender.

Epilogue: It is a dark time indeed.

Person has been rejected by the bank for the loan. He has no money and no home to return to.
His father threw him out and told him “main samajh loonga, mujhe aulaad hui hi nahi thi” and the highly predictable “aaj se tu mere liye mar gaya” and all of that.

No home. No loan. Just a burning desire to pimp his wheels. Our hero has to find a way.


Person: Hi! I need a loan.

Khetsibhai: (spitting paan into a silver bowl, in front of him): OK, no prablem. How much money you are wanting and for what usage?

Person: 1 lakh. I want to pimp my car.

Khetsibhai( staring blankly): …

Person: I want to pimp my car.

Khetsibhai, doesn’t want to appear stupid, but he has no idea what this is about. He quickly excuses himself and calls his friend from the other room, who has had some higher education.

Khetsibhai: Arrey Kirti?

Kirtibhai: Haan Khetsi bol.

Khetsibhai: Tell me something, what is a pimp?

Kirtibhai: Stunned Silence

Khetsibhai: Arrey Kirti, jaldi bol!

Kirtibhai: Khetsi, kem bolu, uhh… pimp is a kadva.

Writers note: I know kadva means bitter in Hindi, but we cannot use the “correct” word here due to forum laws. Replace in your brain. Use your imagination.

Khetsibhai (Sputtering and ready to burst): Shu vaat karey che kirti!! Saala, etlu kharab kaam maatey loan??? Kya zamaana hai, ram ram.

Khetsi steps out and stares Person in the eye. The tension is palpable, thick and can be cut with a dhokla in half.

Khetsibhai: So, please repeat why you are wanting loan. (tapping fingers)

Person (exasperated): I wish to pimp my car.

Khetsibhai: Khar me Kadvagiri?? (this is a suburb of Mumbai, notorious around the station for uhh.. the ole one two, one two, boom boom)

Person: What? Khar?? No!! In my car!! My gaadi.

Khetsibhai: Accha, chalta phirta kadva. You want to do this business from car? Moving quickly so police not catching?

Person: Well, I’ve heard that after market exhausts and the removal of catalytic convertors are against the law. But no reason to call me names really.

Khetsibhai: 1 lakh mein gaadi nahi aayegi.

Person: I have a car khetsibhai, I wanna make it go faster!!!

Khetsibhai: Wah wah, you want 1 lakh to make car faster than police car? This is high tech business.

Person: Well, if you put it that way, it is kinda cool isn’t it?

Khetsibhai: What about the girls?

Person: Aha, now you’re talking. When I drive around in my Pimped car, the girls will be drawn to me.

Khetsibhai (goggle eyed): Atomatic? They will see your car and join you??

Person: yes. How cool is that?

Khetsibhai: So 1 lakh will make your car good enough for this business?

Person: Oh yeah sure, I also intend to get a music system.

Khetsibhai: Ah yes, for the customers enjoyment, wah, full imagination waalo chokro chhe.

Person: Customers? (confused look, but letting it slide) Oh yeah and stickers

Khetsibhai: You can advertise your business on your car? What can you write?
Won’t police spot you easily if you advertise?

Person: What are you going on about?? I want to pimp my car for MYSELF.

Khetsibhai (confused): You will be your own customer? You will sit in your own business car and pay yourself? How will you earn the money?

Person: Earn? I just want to spend money on my car to make it cool.

Khetsibhai: Why you keep wanting it to be cool? AC nathi gaadi ma?

Person: Huh??? Khetsibhai I will use the money you loan me, to change the wheels and tyres and general stuff around the car. I wanna put a music system and disco lights under the car.
Stickers suspension and a spoiler.

Khetsibhai: Spoiler?

Person: Yesss. (exasperated further) Spoiler.

Khetsibhai: Gaadi spoil karva maate paise chahiye??

Person: OK look, let’s do this slowly. I want to pimp my car. I want to remove the wheels and tyres, replace them with new ones that don’t match the technical specs of my car.
I want to experiment with the engine, change critical parts, change the handles and put chrome ones, mirrors with dancing chickens on them and stickers on the body.
I want to put a horn that sounds like an animal being led to the slaughter and I want to paint my bright headlights black, so that i can't see where I'm going.

I need 1 lakh rupees for this.

Khetsibhai: Get out of my shop.
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Old 27th April 2007, 21:11   #38
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LOL!!! amazing. simply amazing. I just hope everyone understands little gujju.
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Old 27th April 2007, 21:12   #39
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Still going strong, Sam. Next step - Khader Bhai? I dont understand gujju, but its saaf saaf...
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Old 27th April 2007, 21:22   #40
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U might wanna make a video of this dude get u and u'r friend to act in it!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL (sorry mods')
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Old 27th April 2007, 21:23   #41
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Crazy stuff. Now how did you manage to think of "Khetsibhai"!!
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Old 27th April 2007, 22:25   #42
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Sam,
Like i said last time.. u need to job change.. For sure u can start writting or else be a Stand up comedian...
Cheersssssssssss
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Old 27th April 2007, 22:38   #43
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I wondered which language those bits were in. I tried plugging in all the languages I know from Afrikaans, Baluchi, Cajun,Dhivehi, Esperanto, Flemish, Galician, Hebrew, Icelandic, Jamaican, Kurdish, Laotian, Maori, Norweigan, Occitan, Pashto, Quebecois, Romanian, Samogitian, Turkish, Ukrainian, Vietnamese, Welsh and Yiddish.

If only I knew Gujrati.
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Old 27th April 2007, 23:52   #44
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Crazy Stuff Sam.Simply Amazing..
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Old 28th April 2007, 00:39   #45
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Oh! so i am not alone here. i thought that was hindi. But the story is getting a bit stale here. i am reconsidering my decision to ask sam to sign the dotted line. Post # 37 says it right. You were right sam.
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