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Old 27th March 2004, 11:18   #16
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What's the difference between Santro and a woman?
Women , sometimes look good
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Old 27th March 2004, 22:06   #17
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New Santro waiting in Chennai POrt to b thrown in Sea ..........called as Export !!!!
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Old 28th March 2004, 01:12   #18
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Hahahahha, Some of these are really funny especially the picture post from Toyota which says "another joke from Hyundai"

Keep 'em coming guys

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Old 28th March 2004, 21:39   #19
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ALFA - Another Looney Fat Alien
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Old 29th March 2004, 21:31   #20
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How do you insult a car ?
By calling it as Santro !!!
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ha ha ha ha Cool Jokes I've printed tonight TF will have a good laugh over some Beers:laugh:
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Q.How do you insult a Santro?
A. By calling it a car.

Q.Define Inzamam and Santro with just one word!!!
A. ""SLUGGISH"".

Q. What time is it when you see a Santro parked in your garage?
A. Time to get a new car!!!

Q. What do U get if you cross a Merc with a Jag?
A. Hyundai Sonata.

Q. What do you call a Santro that's just perfect?
A. Factory defect.

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MAN!! didnt know so many jokes on Santro existed.. was just browsing through the old pages on this forum, when i came across this...
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man disliking a santro never felt so good , lol !

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This is not for Santro owners .


A man which has a broken tranny in a new Automatic Santro comes back to the shop were he bought the car and he uses his guarantee on the vehicle. When the mechanic asks how this could happen he shows them. He went to a racetrack were he drove the car at 120 mph but he sais " i am using the D for driving but i am on a race track so lets use the R for racing!


How will you atleast make it appear like Santro accelerate from 0-100 km in 15 Sec .
A- Park a UNO parallel to Santro , select the reverse gear in UNO and press hard on the accelerator . As you go back in the Uno , you can see Santro .....

Whats the difference between Santro and Police station ?
A - It is less embarrassing when you leave a police station .

What does pages 20 - 25 contain in Santros Ownersmanual ?
A- How Yoga helps in handling embarrassment .

What is the sport-version of Santro ?
A- The driver wears Nike shoes.

How do you double the value of a Santro?
A- Fill up the half filled fuel tank .

How do you make a Santro look good?
Park it between two old Sipani

What to you call a santro with brakes?
A- Customized.

What is the Santro owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.

I can see you've got a new car - a Santro!
Yes, I won the second prize in a lottery.
What was the first prize then?
A fruit-basket!

Santro will be introducing three new vehicles next year.■■ They will have a moped called an "I Go". They will have a
■■■■■■■■ 4-door called a "We Go". They will also have a new station wagon called the "Y'all Go".


How did Santro provide safety at low cost ?
A- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.

How did Santro Improve its brakes without ABS.
Gave a pair of Nike shoes with extra rubber for drivers

How did Hyundai solve the rear door rattling problem in Santro?
Launched 2 door version

How did Hyundia increase the mileage of the santro ?
It had foot pedal to all passengers with chain drive .

How did Hyundai solve the roll-over problem in Strong winds ?
The vehicle can be anchored to any electric pole .



Bumper Stickers : Santro
Don't take life too seriously, Nobody makes it out alive anyway .
O instead of being a pedestrian i choose to drive !

How will a satroian explain the accident scene
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

How is Santro Owner benefitted ?
No friend asks for a free drive .

When do you feel safe while driving a Santro
A - When you take off your hands form the steering .

How do you upgrade a Santro
A- Remove the seats, change tyres , change the gear box , change the body shell.




Insanely funny!!
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LOL.Amazing jokes everyone.
Hyundai certainly rocks.

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these look like skoda jokes . BTW is the Santro auto really that bad ?
Yeah these Santro jokes are recycled Skoda jokes.
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Old 14th May 2005, 10:27   #27
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its amazing how no body mentioned this before

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You mean people! Picking on the poor little ugly Hyundai duckling. Just because it's cheap, well-finished, has great mileage, and will EAT a 1.2 Palio in a 400m drag. Time to go kiss my Santro.

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Q. What do U get if you cross a Merc with a Jag?
A. Hyundai Sonata.
What do you get when you cross a Accord and an Audi..
Again a Sonata..
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Pajero means "playing with your best friend". Moderator - pls forgive - could not resist - Friday afternoon at work
HAHAA I found this out when i showed the pics of 'Tsunami Pajero' to my freind. His uncle had one in Venezuela and he'd be embarrassed to tell the insurance agent the name of his car..lol
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