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Old 14th May 2005, 20:11   #31
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HYUNDAI-Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
VW-Virtually Worthless.
AUDI- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
BMW-Big Money Works.
* Brutal Money Waster.
* Bimbette Motor Weapon.
* Break My Window.
BUICK-Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.
CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
* Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
*Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology.
DODGE-Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
*Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere.
*Dead or Dying Gas Eater.
*Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express.
FIAT- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
*Fix It All the Time.
*Fix it again, Tony!
FORD - First On Recall Day.
*Fixed Or Repaired Daily.
*First On Rust and Deterioration.
*Fix Or Repair Daily.
*Found On Road, Dead.
*Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
*Features O.J. and Ron's DNA.
*Found On Russian Dump.
GM- General Maintenance.
* Great Mistake.
* GMC- Garage Man's Companion.
* Got A Mechanic Coming?.
HONDA - Had One Never Did Again.
MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.
OLDSMOBILE-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind *Infuriatingly Late Everywhere.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.
PINTO - Put in new transmission often.
PONTIAC - Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac.
SAAB-Send Another Automobile Back.
*Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
*Sorry Arsed Auto Builders.
TOYOTA-Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.
VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
*Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners.
This is the third time the same joke has been cracked on t-bhp
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Old 21st May 2005, 17:26   #32
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One more for the beemer :
BMW => BE MY WIFE
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Old 21st May 2005, 17:42   #33
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^BWHAHAHA...good one..yeah taht list is hella funny!
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Old 23rd May 2005, 01:03   #34
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[quote=adya33]its amazing how no body mentioned this before

PORCHE : Proof Of Rich Children having Everything[/QUOTE
hey man that is very true ehehhahahaha
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Old 23rd May 2005, 01:06   #35
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its amazing how no body mentioned this before

PORCHE : Proof Of Rich Children having Everything[/QUOTE
hey man that is very true ehehhahahaha

A little change

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything

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Old 23rd May 2005, 15:50   #36
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hahahaha.....great work, guys.....

by the way- no acronyms for FERRARI, MERCEDES, LAMBORGHINI....??????

here's another one-
Q; how do you make a santro owner more miserable?
A; by giving him another one..!!!

Q; what do you get when you cross a pajero and a cockroach?
A; TERRACAN....!!*

* terracan means cockroach in russian (or some other language- forgot which....)
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Old 24th May 2005, 00:06   #37
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What does pages 20 - 25 contain in Santros Ownersmanual ?
A- How Yoga helps in handling embarrassment .
Indeed Hyundai web site does have some Yoga tips. Check its home page , bottom centre ' Well Being Zone'.

:: Oriental Medicine
:: Diet & Nutrition
:: Weight Loss
:: Yoga

In case SANTRO Owners need this.
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Old 5th April 2009, 04:38   #38
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LOL, these are so funny!

Here are some from my side

FORD - Found On Road Dead
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA - Made After Zero Design Analysis
DODGE - Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
GMC - God;s Mechanical Curse

Keep the good stuff flowing
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