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Old 7th April 2005, 16:08   #166
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haha..this is great. I like the Ford and Porsche definitions.
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Old 7th April 2005, 16:24   #167
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dahhum !! the oldsmobile is hilarious man ...

port hed : da jokes !! nice one there ..
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Old 7th April 2005, 17:15   #168
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check this out for more such acronyms
http://www.carbuyingtips.com/humor.htm
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too freakin Hilarious
so what about the others
the world is not made up of just these many cars

Inputs to this people
we surely have more

cheers
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Old 7th April 2005, 18:04   #170
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A boy worked in the produce section of the supermarket. A man came in
and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him they only sold
whole heads of lettuce, but the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go
ask his manager what to do.

The boy walked into the back room and said, "There's some jerk out there
who wants to buy only half a head of lettuce."

As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing
right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the
other half."

The manager okayed the deal. Later the manager said to the boy, "You
almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was
impressed with the way you got yourself out of it.

You think on your feet,and we like that around here. Where are you
from,son?"

The boy replied, "Minnesota, sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" asked the manager.

The boy replied, "They're all just prostitutes and hockey players up
there."

"My wife is from Minnesota," the manager said.

The boy replied, "Really!? What team did she play for?"
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Old 7th April 2005, 18:06   #171
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great stuff people


Quote:
Originally Posted by ported_head
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac

too good a definition man
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Old 7th April 2005, 18:20   #172
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rtech

BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy

FIAT: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

Ford: Failure Of Research & Development

Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile

Hyundai: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

Porsche: Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything

Volvo: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
I like the above ones very much .......... Very very true and very very Funny .......
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LOL!! Damm good find Rtech, I guess Shan2nu will die for u after reading the HONDA one
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Hey great find Rtech the oldsmobile one does it for me!!

Hey espirited ....cool linky there!
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Great find Rtech! Awesome definitions!
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i think this joke has already been posted in the official joke thread by turbolader..........
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One day President Bush was visiting Queen Elizabeth and she decided to take him for a tour of London in the Royal Carriage. The carriage was being pulled by six Royal Stallions and one of them suddenly passed gas. It sounded like a 21-gun salute it was so loud! The smell permeated the inside of the carriage and the Queen was totally devastated.

"I appoligize profusely for the terrible smell inside the carriage", she said.

"Oh, that's alright", said the George, "for a minute there I thought it was the horse!"


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A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies, "Autumn."


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Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

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Old 8th April 2005, 05:04   #180
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wow man this thread is sexy!
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