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Old 19th April 2007, 22:16   #1876
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i will take vikram's car for teh drive to nandi
Makes me recall this thread:
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...n-friends.html
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Old 19th April 2007, 22:36   #1877
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People seem to have missed another cricket joke

SEHWAG's SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe six mar rahe hain

SEHWAG's WIFE: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga
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Old 19th April 2007, 23:06   #1878
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Hahahaha....thats a good one sreenivvass....

Heres a funny blog post-
I've passed the bar, and I'm on a mission from God. - The Humor Archives - funny jokes, pictures, cartoons and movies

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Old 20th April 2007, 00:14   #1879
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trust me,
selecting the wrong address from auto-complete was an honest mistake.

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Old 20th April 2007, 11:32   #1880
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Vivek, nice long drive that.

Would you have a (more) readable screen shot of that?
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Old 20th April 2007, 12:13   #1881
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trust me,
selecting the wrong address from auto-complete was an honest mistake.

Driving directions are hilarious.. Swim across Atlantic

On a serious note, using auto complete costed many lives in this incident.
American Airlines Flight 965 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Saw this in NGC aircrash investigations
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Old 20th April 2007, 20:57   #1882
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5572 KMs, impressive. What does it think of you, a battle ship or a submarine. Thats the funniest one.
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Old 20th April 2007, 21:32   #1883
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Vivek, nice long drive that.

Would you have a (more) readable screen shot of that?
get direction from "9632" to "detroit, MI" on google maps.

I took the full size and uploaded. I guess if you click the pic to make it full size, it will help.
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Old 20th April 2007, 23:41   #1884
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Default Cricketers names and their acronyms

Sanath - Swings At Nearly Anything That's Hurled

Kambli - Killed All Mediocre Bowling, Left Immediately

Sohail - Swore Once, Heralding An Infamous Loss

Prasad - Promised Revenge Against Sohail And Delivered

Gavaskar - Grafting Away Valiantly, Always Successfully Killed Any Result

Chandra - Cleverly Hides Another Nagging Delivery Really Accurately

Srinath - Simply Ravishing Incutters, Not A Ten-wicket Haul

Kumble - Killer Universal, Makes Batsmen Leave Embarassed

Chetan - Cantering Hurriedly, Ends-up Throwing Another No-ball

Qadir - Quirky And Dancing In Run-up

Miandad - Made India A Nation, Devastated And Demoralised

Botham - Brings Out The Hash After Meals

Lara - Loutish Although Really Amazing

Gatting - God Almighty,that Tweaker Is Never Going

Garner - Giant Arms Really Necessitate Extreme Reactions

Border - Boisterous Old Rabbit Downed Enviable Records

Kalu - Keeping And Lashing Unendingly

Donald - Don't Overdo, Nearly Another Ligament Damaged

Rhodes - Rather Hyperactive Oddball Defies Expected Standards

Lillee - Loves Injuring Lily Livered Earnest Englishmen

Crowe - Can Really Overdo Whacking Everything

Nash - Narcotics Aren't So Hot
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Funny vids combined

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Old 23rd April 2007, 13:11   #1886
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Q: Why do they call it 'PMS' ?

A: Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
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Default Political Viruses

P.V. Narasimha Rao Virus:

First of all, this virus reduces the CPU speed to 66Hz. Before
executing any instruction, it deleberates over it a number of times
and finally does nothing.


V.P. Singh Virus:
This virus reserves a quota for each instruction, and executes them
only according to the quota. Needless to say, the least used
instructions have a higher quota than the more used instructions.
This virus is also known as social justice virus.


Maneka Gandhi Virus:
This is a green virus. It executes only those programmes that were
written by vegetarians or animals.


L.K. Advani Virus:
This virus pops up every now and then, and the only way you can
continue working is by typing Jai Shri Ram 108 times.


Phoolan Devi Virus:
This virus hijacks all high priority processes and generates page
faults for them. At times, this virus may also celebrate the CPU*s
birthday.

Deve Gowda Virus:
The main characterestic of this virus is that it tries to schedule all
the processes at the same time. This virus services all the request
for resources,and allocates them irrespective of whether they are
available or not.

Jayalalitha Virus:
This actually is a family of viruses. Each member of this virus
family grab as much of hard disk space as possible,while the main virus is totally unaware of it. When everything stops working,this virus
blames the user for the whole chaos.

I.K.Gujral Virus:
Before executing any instruction, this virus calls tries to get the
approval of 18 other viruses and most of the time, one of the viruses
blocks the instruction. So Gujral virus most of the time does not
execute anything. While it is not doing anything, as it is always,
this virus connects to the Internet and keeps sending data to all
major/minor countries in the World except India w/o receiving the
replies.

Veerappan virus:
This virus plays hide and seek. it captures some resources and
releases them after sometime. it sometimes seems to be eradicated but
suddenly reappears.

Laloo Yadav virus:
A dangerous virus, gulps all the resources as well as it corrupts the
data. If you try to use scanner, During hibernation,it will rename
its signature with another deadly virus of the same family. This virus
takes help from other viruses to avoid scanning.

Mulayam Virus:
Whatever way, it will try to grab resources of the system, it's only
task is to abort BJP processes. this virus hangs the system by
sending conflicting signals to different hardware units.

Sonia Gandhi Virus:
Once a part of most deadly virus family of the world. No scanner can
detect now, how much damage it can cause to the system, but people
use Bofors scanner for temporary protection.
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Old 24th April 2007, 02:46   #1889
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Steeroid, that was truly priceless!

Not gonna earn you too many brownie points with the fairer sex or half the members on this forum, but truly priceless.
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Old 24th April 2007, 02:59   #1890
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Default Chablis, she said...

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,
"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of Chardonnay."

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