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Old 3rd August 2007, 15:14   #2161
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Exclamation There's parallel parkin and then, there's THIS.................

Space saving parking solutions!









The real reason to this Tata Indica' state of immobility is the PMC, the car was parallel parked by the kerb [on all four wheels!] an was abandonned, the PMC crew came there to lay new tarmac, and the car never moved, after a few weeks of it being in the same place they simply rolled it over with a JCB!

Easy does it!!!
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Old 3rd August 2007, 16:28   #2162
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The left rear wheel seems to be missing on the Indica.

Probably a stolen vehicle abandoned by the thieves.

Nice move by the PMC though.
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Old 3rd August 2007, 16:34   #2163
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The left rear wheel seems to be missing on the Indica.
I could see only the right rear wheel in it. All the rest are gone.
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Haha actually there is just one wheel on the car...
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Old 3rd August 2007, 22:21   #2165
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Space saving parking solutions!









The real reason to this Tata Indica' state of immobility is the PMC, the car was parallel parked by the kerb [on all four wheels!] an was abandonned, the PMC crew came there to lay new tarmac, and the car never moved, after a few weeks of it being in the same place they simply rolled it over with a JCB!

Easy does it!!!
though the pics look funny, is it not atrocious to shove it away using a earth mover? it should have been towed to the nearest police statoin...
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though the pics look funny, is it not atrocious to shove it away using a earth mover? it should have been towed to the nearest police statoin...
Towed on what, one wheel?
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How come it didn't get vandalized? An abandoned car has all parts in place! Somebody get a tow truck and take it away but before that make sure it doesn't have any explosives or dead bodies in it
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Self-explanatory. Enjoy !!
Found at a vending machine.

I'll have the cardman tea. BTW, is there also a cardwoman tea ? if there is, please cancel the cardman & give me the cardwoman. Fantastic find benny.

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

An American woman is sitting across from them. The woman isn't paying attention to their conversation at first, but her attention is grabbed when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig" shouts the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives..."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella...

'Mississippi' ."
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Towed on what, one wheel?
It is stated that the car was with all four wheels initially when it was abandoned. they could have towed then.
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The Priest & His Cock

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the
hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.


One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing, and because the priest had
heard that cock fights occurred in the village, he decided to question his
parishioners about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, No, " he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that
doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

All the nuns, and the two priests stood up.
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I'll have the cardman tea. BTW, is there also a cardwoman tea ? if there is, please cancel the cardman & give me the cardwoman. Fantastic find benny.
While the Cardwoman gets ready, would you care to enjoy the TOMOTO soup?
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Default Check this Poster on Hosur road

Just happened to see this AD posted on one of the bill boards on Hosur road.

Cant imagine what they were thinking,
Sorry for the poor pic quality

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Wonder how no one protested against this on grounds of obscenity etc.

BTW what product is being advertised?

P.S. Nice find
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Old 6th August 2007, 23:09   #2174
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Found this on a website:
  • MODEL CARS FROM ALL COUNTRIES
  • CARS ARE NOW IN SO MANY RANGES
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  • NEARLY CARS ARE SO MANY MODELS LIKE MARUTHI,SAFARI,SUMO,AMBASDER,ESTEM,AND SO MANY MODEL CARS AVAILABLE..
  • BUT BEFORE BUYING A MODEL CAR YOU MUST HAVE A DRIVING LICENSE AND WHEN YOU DRIVE A CAR YOU MUST WEAR CEAT BELT.
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Saw the same ad here a few days back (without the Malyalee script of course!) Don't know what this one is for!

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