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Old 7th February 2008, 19:15   #2446
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Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO
I maxxed out on smilies. BTW- the real pharmacologic name for viagra is sildenafil- just in case some one goes to the chemist for assistance.
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I maxxed out on smilies. BTW- the real pharmacologic name for viagra is sildenafil- just in case some one goes to the chemist for assistance.
doc, heard the Indian brand rules sales now. Is it true?

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doc, heard the Indian brand rules sales now. Is it true?

no Idea, have been away from india for too long, not back in the mainstream indian practice yet. but indian brands are usually more economical.so its probably true.

More Bang for the Buck you see...
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no Idea, have been away from india for too long, not back in the mainstream indian practice yet. but indian brands are usually more economical.so its probably true.

More Bang for the Buck you see...
I know that you are a doc. Others dnt and hence would misunderstand.

@neo; check the links you have posted
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Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse
was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed
the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?"

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"

Husband: "That's it. We are happy ever after"
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Three men approached the gate to heaven and as there was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said that whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death could enter.

He asked the first man how he died, and the man replied,
"Imagine this -- I suspected my wife was having an affair behind my back and I wanted to find out the truth. I came home from work one day to surprise her and catch her in the act. When I searched the house I found her in the bathroom. The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on but her hair wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't taking a shower.

I looked all around the house to find the guy. I found ten fingers hanging onto the window sill outside. I pounded them until he finally let go. When he fell he landed in some bushes and God must have loved him because he lived, so I threw the refrigerator out the window to finish him off. After all the excitement I fell dead of a heart attack."

Then the gatekeeper asked the second man how he died. He replied,

"Imagine this -- I'm minding my own business on top of my apartment building. I was riding one of those stationary bicycles when the screws gave out and I flew off the side. I reached out and caught a window sill, then some idiot started pounding on my fingertips. When I fell I landed in some bushes and God must have loved me because I lived. But then that same idiot threw his refrigerator out the window and it crushed me."
"That, too, is horrible," said the gatekeeper.

Then he asked the third man the same question.
His reply was...
"OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator..."

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not sure if I can post links to other forums here..but neverthless here it is.

xBhp - View Single Post - RSA goes Saddlesore!

Personally i feel it should belong to the Joke section!

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Where's the joke?? Not being sarcastic or anything.. but really.. where is it?
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Guess thats more of an adventure... 1600kms in 24hrs ( on a bike ) is no joke
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Mohit this certainly not a joke & good Feat by the rider. I wonder why you call it a joke?
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Guess thats more of an adventure... 1600kms in 24hrs ( on a bike ) is no joke
this guy claims to have done 400 kms in 4 hrs..thats the avg speed of 100kmph...not sure if its achivable..that too on a bike.

though no offecne meant..if he has actually done it...hats off to him!

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There is some one by the name of Dr Arnob who too has done Saddle sore & I believe they are indeed expecting speeds like these since it requires the rides to do 1000 miles in 24 hours. Not sure if what he posted is correct but I believe he has successfully done SS ride
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph!! Hahahahahaha That is bloody hilarious.
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It was autumn. The Red Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be severe or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught old secrets; when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell how the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be safe, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be bad and that everybody should collect wood and be prepared.

Being a practical leader, he had an idea after a few days. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked "Is the coming winter going to be bad?" "It looks like this winter is going to be terrible," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a cold winter?" "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "It definitely will be very severe."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy."
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