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Old 7th March 2008, 17:45   #2581
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We had a professor who taught us Production Processes. While scolding us once for creating a general chaos in the classroom, he actually said : "You rascals, if you don't want to behave properly, then don't behave at all."

Sometimes I still wonder what should one do to 'Not Behave At All' - wouldn't that be one of the greatest superpowers ever? Wish I had an answer.
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Old 7th March 2008, 18:20   #2582
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Thumbs up This actually happened!

The Electronics and Communications dept had a Prof.
Once a student approached him to copy a small sofware
on a floppy disk from the Prof's computer.
The prof reply was : 'Tum yeh leke jaoge toh mere paas kya rahega?'
Dunno what to say, Poor soul must have changed the college or course.
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Old 8th March 2008, 19:41   #2583
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I am posting it here for want of a better place. I recently bought an HTC phone and was trying to register it through their website. Please look at the fourth entry in the Jobs drop down in the attached image . Look like HTC phones are very popular amongst that section of the population.

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Old 8th March 2008, 20:16   #2584
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I am posting it here for want of a better place. I recently bought an HTC phone and was trying to register it through their website. Please look at the fourth entry in the Jobs drop down in the attached image . Look like HTC phones are very popular amongst that section of the population.

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Militant hahahaha

That's not the only funny thing. There is no column for service. None for Doctor, lawyer or Engineer. But the second option is "Housekeeper"!!!
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Old 8th March 2008, 21:09   #2585
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I am posting it here for want of a better place. I recently bought an HTC phone and was trying to register it through their website. Please look at the fourth entry in the Jobs drop down in the attached image . Look like HTC phones are very popular amongst that section of the population.

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Wind were you able to register? I tried that link and am not able to register. They don't send the activation confirmation.
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Wind were you able to register? I tried that link and am not able to register. They don't send the activation confirmation.
The web site has accepted my registration but I have not yet received my activation code.

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vid6639 : Wind were you able to register?
Geez - What are you guys trying to register as ?!
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Geez - What are you guys trying to register as ?!
I selected others from the drop down menu. lol.
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I am surprised they don't have prostitute and virgin as options.
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Got this in a mail and the message was 'Don't stay away from your home too long'
Check out this thread >
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/motorb...ke-buried.html (Bike Buried)

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I am posting it here for want of a better place. I recently bought an HTC phone and was trying to register it through their website. Please look at the fourth entry in the Jobs drop down in the attached image . Look like HTC phones are very popular amongst that section of the population.

Mods, please move this post to the appropriate section of this forum.

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Was that the fourth option is 'Militant'..????
And the highest education 'House Keep'..????
Man still cant stop laffin....
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When We tried to spell our company name which is BEFESA Infrastructure (P) Limited and see what we got a quotation for hiring a boat...!!! They heard it as BESA and see what we received....!!!!
I love how names get butchered! A buddy of mine setup a steel plant 2 years ago and he wanted a very aggressive name so he settled for "Rampant Steel". He went to see the DC for some company work and the receptionist wanted to announce him - asked his name and company - He very stylishly hands the receptionist his business card while wearing his Ray-Bans..... The receptionist looks at the card, picks up the phone and calls the DC: "Sirjeeee Ram Pant Esteel se Ujjaall Jee Ayen Hain". Needless to say we still rib him till this day.
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Check this out. It is hilarious..



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Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan!

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