The Official Joke thread

[speedmiester]

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .

[vivekiny2k]

Originally Posted by diabloo

I have an 'Ad Blocker' - can't see the ads.

Tried to fetch it again, looks like somebody took care of it.

there were 4 ads for sex determination, sex selection etc of a foetus.

[diabloo]

So what did the Grandpa finally do? Spend time with secretary or grandson?

Originally Posted by speedmiester

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .

[mobike008]

Originally Posted by diabloo

So what did the Grandpa finally do? Spend time with secretary or grandson?

It probably went into a loop till the grandson became a grandpa

[paras211]

NA BLOW OFF SOUND GENERATOR


the ricer dream

[SRK]

Originally Posted by paras211

NA BLOW OFF SOUND GENERATOR


the ricer dream

Cool accessory.

Possibly some one will get in his Souped up NANO,

[n_aditya]

Originally Posted by diabloo

So what did the Grandpa finally do? Spend time with secretary or grandson?

Got a new secretary or a new teacher for his grandson. Meetings cant be postponed so easily you see.

[srishiva]

Originally Posted by n_aditya

Got a new secretary or a new teacher for his grandson. Meetings cant be postponed so easily you see.

Got a new secretary who doesn't have a husband ?

[netchef]

Why do mountaineers tie themselves together?

To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

[Eddy]

What is the height of secrecy ?

[autopsyche]

LOL thats a good one eddy.

[ramie2400]

Originally Posted by Eddy

What is the height of secrecy ?

hahahaha that was cool .... ssshhhhhhhhhhh..!!

[Mr.Bangalore]

YouTube - Not a BMW fan - Hitler has the wrong bike!

No offense to BMW lovers :-)

[Mission_Safari]

* INSIGHTFUL QUOTES FROM RANJIT FERNANDO

"What Jayasuriya will be trying to do is to hit the ball with the bat and get runs in order to win the match." - SL vs South Africa

"If Ireland can get 8 or 9 quick wickets, they could be in with a chance." - SL vs Ireland

"One would say that the team that scores more runs, should go on to win the game." - SL vs India

"It's a four. Oh no! He's out! He's clean bowled! I thought it went for four!" when Ravi Bopara was bowled in the match England Vs SL

" What's important in this partnership is that they have not lost any wickets" SL vs New Zealand super 8 match

" Upul Tharanga is caught in slips by Jayasuriya"- Jaya.. sry i mean Hayden has got buckets like hands" SL vs Aussie super 8 match

[Bass&Trouble]

^^

Thats hilarious. Looks like Siddhu phaaji has some serious competition coming his way.