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Old 12th May 2008, 15:38   #2806
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So what did the Grandpa finally do? Spend time with secretary or grandson?
Got a new secretary or a new teacher for his grandson. Meetings cant be postponed so easily you see.
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Got a new secretary or a new teacher for his grandson. Meetings cant be postponed so easily you see.
Got a new secretary who doesn't have a husband ?
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Old 12th May 2008, 21:21   #2808
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Why do mountaineers tie themselves together?

To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
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Old 12th May 2008, 21:39   #2809
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What is the height of secrecy ?

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LOL thats a good one eddy.
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What is the height of secrecy ?

hahahaha that was cool .... ssshhhhhhhhhhh..!!
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Old 13th May 2008, 14:52   #2812
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No offense to BMW lovers :-)
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Old 13th May 2008, 17:40   #2813
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* INSIGHTFUL QUOTES FROM RANJIT FERNANDO

"What Jayasuriya will be trying to do is to hit the ball with the bat and get runs in order to win the match." - SL vs South Africa

"If Ireland can get 8 or 9 quick wickets, they could be in with a chance." - SL vs Ireland

"One would say that the team that scores more runs, should go on to win the game." - SL vs India

"It's a four. Oh no! He's out! He's clean bowled! I thought it went for four!" when Ravi Bopara was bowled in the match England Vs SL

" What's important in this partnership is that they have not lost any wickets" SL vs New Zealand super 8 match

" Upul Tharanga is caught in slips by Jayasuriya"- Jaya.. sry i mean Hayden has got buckets like hands" SL vs Aussie super 8 match
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Old 13th May 2008, 17:45   #2814
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^^

Thats hilarious. Looks like Siddhu phaaji has some serious competition coming his way.
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Old 13th May 2008, 20:17   #2815
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What is the height of secrecy ?

lol good one.

Ever heard about the guy who never finished any
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Old 13th May 2008, 20:21   #2816
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Not sure if it is already on TBHP, but M$ in cars one is about 12 years old! Things haven't changed during this time, though. There are definitely fewer blue screens and crashes, but I guess that is more to do with improvements in hardware reliability. Anyhow, the best, albeit hidden, joke in there was about M$ and technology!!!
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Old 13th May 2008, 20:23   #2817
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Just got this sms -

The height of fashion ????

A 1 year old kid asking his mom for low waist diapers.
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Old 13th May 2008, 20:27   #2818
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I think it's pretty new. But if it's already posted here just let me know. I'll remove it.

Gates vs. GM
You know Rudra, the last joke you posted here was in August 2005, lol. You should visit more often like us lukkhas.

However this joke was posted by brainscooper in december 2005 on this thread
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post157777 (The Official Joke thread)

Then it was posted the very next day by Abhibh on the same thread. Bad Boy.
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post158245 (The Official Joke thread)

Then in february 2006 by 2L8, he's a bad boy that everyone knows already
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post180141 (The Official Joke thread)

then V-16 in April 2006 put this in the laptop thread.
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/gadget...tml#post204448 (The Laptop Thread: Configs, deals & questions)

Then GTO even started a thread for this joke.
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post281250 (What if Microsoft starts making cars?)

Then in september 2006 by 1self back here
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post302424 (The Official Joke thread)

Then in June 2007 by appuchan again here
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post476196 (The Official Joke thread)

And finally today by Rudra

So no, lol it isn't new. But what do you expect from a car forum that works with computers? Too obvious.

I have too much time on my hands really...

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Old 13th May 2008, 22:35   #2819
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Rudra, I think you need a (quick) break from that hectic schedule you're having lately ..
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Just got this sms -

The height of fashion ????

A 1 year old kid asking his mom for low waist diapers.
Lolz NC that was a cool one man "Low Waist Diapers"
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