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Old 29th May 2008, 13:01   #2866
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Old 29th May 2008, 13:07   #2867
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None at all. I'm not the one who uses many emoticons but just this one time couldn't resist using 2 . God save the Honda owners who get this guy's friend to do up their cars.
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Old 29th May 2008, 13:20   #2868
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Looks like it was a joke. Not a real thing. You can find it on forums.audiworld
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Old 29th May 2008, 13:24   #2869
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Looks like it was a joke. Not a real thing. You can find it on forums.audiworld
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Old 29th May 2008, 14:05   #2870
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DISCLAIMER: This is just a joke. No intention to offend any particular sect or language.
Bengali
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengalis = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team.

Bihari

One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav .
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = train capture.
Four Biharis = caste riots
Five Biharis = entire literate population of Patna ...

Punjabi

One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.

Mallu

One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.

UP Bhaiyya

One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.

Gujju

One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

Andhraite

One Andhraite = chili farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey ..
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.

Kashmiri

One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.

Tamil-Brahmin

One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

Mumbaikar

One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Mumbaikars= film studio.
Three Mumbaikars = slum.
Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.

Sindhi

One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar ...
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association. .

Marwari

One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta
Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.

Haryanvi

One Haryanavi = tube light.
Two Haryanavis = agriculture.
Three Haryannavis = Lathi squad.
Four Haryanavis = actually just one was enough.

Last but the best

Kannadiga

One kannadiga = devegowda
Two kannadigas = devegowda with his son Kumarswamy
Three kannadigas = rivals of devegowda family
Four Kannadigas = total no of kannadigas in bengaluru


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Old 29th May 2008, 17:31   #2871
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@eclectix 1st, pls do search first ! :-)
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/236486-post1213.html
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Old 29th May 2008, 17:50   #2872
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Oh cmon this cant be for real. I am sure its a joke. If its real then this guy defenitely takes the cake for the dumbest guy on earth.
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Old 29th May 2008, 17:51   #2873
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@eclectix 1st, pls do search first ! :-)
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/236486-post1213.html
I did. My post is an extended version. So I thought it would be appropriate to post again.
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Lol. That is really quite a brilliant way to do a port&polish job!! ... except not very good for the engine!

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Lol. That is really quite a brilliant way to do a port&polish job!! ... except not very good for the engine!

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Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong.....
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Is this guy for real? He must've just landed from a planet called MORON

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Is this guy for real?
Nah..don't think he is.
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Old 1st June 2008, 06:04   #2878
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some of you may find this discussion funny.

How do I know who is the father? - BabyCenter
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Old 1st June 2008, 06:44   #2879
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some of you may find this discussion funny.

How do I know who is the father? - BabyCenter
Dec 19th Guy must've been reaaallly rich
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Old 1st June 2008, 16:24   #2880
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An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.
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