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|29th May 2008, 13:07||#2867|
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DISCLAIMER: This is just a joke. No intention to offend any particular sect or language.
|29th May 2008, 17:31||#2871|
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@eclectix 1st, pls do search first ! :-)
|29th May 2008, 17:50||#2872|
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Oh cmon this cant be for real. I am sure its a joke. If its real then this guy defenitely takes the cake for the dumbest guy on earth.
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|30th May 2008, 00:12||#2874|
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Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong.....
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|1st June 2008, 16:24||#2880|
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An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.
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