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|23rd July 2008, 17:50||#3062|
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thats posted before:
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post120769 (The Official Joke thread)
|24th July 2008, 01:20||#3064|
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While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.
A boy worked in the produce section of the supermarket. A man came in
and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him they only sold
whole heads of lettuce, but the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go
ask his manager what to do.
The boy walked into the back room and said, "There's some jerk out there
who wants to buy only half a head of lettuce."
As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing
right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the
The manager okayed the deal. Later the manager said to the boy, "You
almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was
impressed with the way you got yourself out of it.
You think on your feet,and we like that around here. Where are you
The boy replied, "Minnesota, sir."
"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" asked the manager.
The boy replied, "They're all just prostitutes and hockey players up
"My wife is from Minnesota," the manager said.
The boy replied, "Really!? What team did she play for?"
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|24th July 2008, 06:16||#3065|
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People are saying this since 2005 !
07th April 2005 http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...post68638.html
27th June 2005 http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...post94735.html
27th February 2006 http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ost182491.html
|24th July 2008, 09:58||#3066|
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Dont know if this email forward has been posted before. Hilarious stuff!
|24th July 2008, 20:22||#3070|
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Raju was invited to his friend's home for dinner.
Boju, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.
Raju looked at Boju and remarked, "That is really nice. After all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names."
Boju hung his head and whispered, "To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."
|24th July 2008, 21:35||#3071|
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Pa wont like it
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."
|24th July 2008, 22:47||#3072|
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There was one group on a tour bus. The guide asked if anyone could tell the rest a joke.
A man thereupon stood and said he will tell a good joke about americans. Suddenly, another stood up and says: No! Don't do that. I'm an american.
The guide looked at him calmly and said: that's ok buddy, we'll explain it to you later.
Guys! It's a joke. No offence to anybody.
|24th July 2008, 23:40||#3073|
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Once, a group(of 40) from my college went to Goa. Vijay, a very enthusiastic chap, was part of the group. He got lost in one of the beaches and the group did not realise until later. One of the girls in the group, however, spotted later that Vijay was no more in the bus. The bus went back and a manhunt began. They were unsuccessful, so it was decided to take the matters to police. Off they went, to the nearest police station and explained that one member was missing from their tour party.
The police officer asks - "Is that guy's name Vijay, by any chance?"
The whole group is surprised now and ask the officer how he could possibly know the missing person's name.
He says - " Oh, that's easy ! Vijay came to the station a while ago and lodged a complaint that one bus and 39 people were missing !!!"
|25th July 2008, 01:40||#3075|
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Damn you have a lot of time to research what has been posted before
It's just a very spontaneous joke, maybe that's why it was posted earlier.
Ok, here's one that might make you smile,
Q) What do you get when you cross a Donkey with an Onion???
A) A piece of As$ that brings tears to your eyes!
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