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|22nd September 2008, 02:08||#3182|
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You got condored! :P
|22nd September 2008, 07:06||#3183|
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R, the Skoda (dealership) guys are continuing to re-define automotive technology & terminology ?
This one was a real life incident for me.
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|25th September 2008, 13:03||#3189|
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got it in a mail today, sounds smart
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.
A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap ofKashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.
When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.'
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.'
The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'
The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'
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|25th September 2008, 13:43||#3190|
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have to tell you
after a long time found something intelligently funny
and really cool
thanks for bringing a smile to my face
|25th September 2008, 17:06||#3191|
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A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most
perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the
second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her
mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband
had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in
the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and
that she'd be there as soon as possible.
As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her
best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more shops
before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the
morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a delicious cream
slice compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.
Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the
hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's
condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and
finished your shopping trip didn't you?! I hope you're proud of yourself!
While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your
husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well
you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last
shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require
round-the-clock care. And you'll now be his carer!'
The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed. . . .
The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg.
He's dead. What did you buy?
|26th September 2008, 09:19||#3193|
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John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had McCain in his chair reached for the after shave. McCain was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,'
The second barber turned to Obama and said, 'How about you?'
Obama replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'
|26th September 2008, 10:20||#3194|
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