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Old 12th December 2008, 16:22   #3346
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Talking SBI Credit Card - Hilarious recorded call

Got this last week.

Mp3 File - filesize 3MB

Hilarious conversation between an SBI Credit Card sales excutive and a prospect, who is either really ignorant or (more likely) being mischivious.
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Old 17th December 2008, 14:29   #3347
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The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 AM, a bit the worse for wear, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed . . . 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos=midnight!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight”. He didn’t seem cross at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘Oh ****,’ cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”


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Old 17th December 2008, 14:32   #3348
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If you are on an airplane sitting next to someone who is irritating you.

Follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips as if praying
6. Then run this screen. Click here -> http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf


Got this as a mail forward.
This is really good! Any idea how to save this? Won't get net connectivity on a flight.
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Old 17th December 2008, 14:35   #3349
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This is really good! Any idea how to save this? Won't get net connectivity on a flight.
Your hand will be "connected" by chains if this is tried in real world
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Your hand will be "connected" by chains if this is tried in real world
ya i know.. but still want to save it...
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Right click on link and select "save as". That should save this SWF locally.
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Old 17th December 2008, 14:53   #3352
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ya i know.. but still want to save it...
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

Right click on the link.
Choose save target as.
The swf file shall get saved.


To open the file. Simply drag and drop it into any IE window.
Its better than doing a File-> open in IE.

Or you can use irfanview.com for opening swf files.
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Right click on link and select "save as". That should save this SWF locally.
I'm a mac user. No save as on right click but i managed to download the flash file from the server... thanks anyways.
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What?! STILL having a bad day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'return to sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better?
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What?! STILL having a bad day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'return to sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better?
Good one... I'm gonna sms this to my friends...
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Why didn't our friendly neighborhood sardar celebrate suhaag raat with his wife?
Because he read moral advice - Never sleep with married woman
( No offence meant to anyone,this was told to me by a Sardar friend of mine cheers

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Man to a friend : Dear Lord,my wifey is so scared of water I can't tell you.
Friend : Really ??
Man : Yes,she is so scared of water that I saw her in the bathtub yesterday bathing with the security guard !
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Old 18th December 2008, 11:31   #3358
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Now this is hilarious

An Indian couple had a beautiful daughter.They named her Rosemary.As she grew up,she was fed up of being teased continuously.Reason - her last name was Lal.So she was called Rosemary Lal.

Her frustration knew no bounds until her parents decided to get her married.She was happy thinking that atleast now the teasing would stop.Not to be.She got married to a Mr.Lele,so now she became Mrs.Rosemary Lele.

Fed up of the harassment she divorced him and decided to marry an American living here,thinking the same trouble wouldn't arise with an English last name.Tough luck,she is now -

Mrs.Rosemary Marlow
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Old 18th December 2008, 11:33   #3359
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A chicken and an egg were lying in bed together.The chicken rolls over and says,"Well finally we have settled the debate !"
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@maverick030581....very good mate...phele socho ki what the hell is hell is he talking about.and then it hits you like a ... jut like the brazil jelly ad

@condor - dunno if posted earlier


http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/jelly_se_ad.jpg


"Thought you might appreciate the subtlety of this ad, done by a Brazilian ad agency, for a lubricating gel (K-Y equivalent) targeting the French market. They were trying to come up with an ad that is not offensive or tasteless. The picture looks completely innocent until you notice the details... Oh, my God. Look carefully at the details. Apparently, it has created quite a buzz in Europe."
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