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Old 9th February 2009, 02:50   #3481
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Old 9th February 2009, 11:49   #3482
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SirAlec, the video posted is very well done, really like it.
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Old 9th February 2009, 13:59   #3483
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Did the chinese driver also disintegrate with his car? Is this China's way of controlling their population?
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Old 9th February 2009, 14:14   #3484
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Default Doosra Dhamaka!

Doosra Dhamaka after Mr. Chand Nawab (http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/1161307-post3469.html) -

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Indeed Doosra Dhamaka.. Awesome
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Old 9th February 2009, 22:06   #3486
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What the hell is this? Serious or a joke?
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Old 10th February 2009, 19:44   #3487
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No one trusts Software companies or its employees these days !!!
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Old 11th February 2009, 01:25   #3488
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found this video really Hilarious!!! dont know if its been posted here before
@mods if this is bit too much obscene please edit my post
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Old 11th February 2009, 01:38   #3489
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lol that was hilarious
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Old 12th February 2009, 00:54   #3490
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising long, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they blew right through it.

She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Jesus Christ !! Am I driving ?"
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Old 12th February 2009, 01:15   #3491
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Another one :
There was once a Red Indian boy watching a Red Indian movie with his father. While watching, the boy asks the father, "Dad, why do we have funny names like Yellow Moon, Sitting Wolf and stuff?"
The father replies, "Well son, in our culture, when a child is born, we name the child based on something significant that has taken place around time of the birth."
The boy says, "Ahhhhh.... now I understand, dad" And they continue their movie. The father was feeling thirsty suddenly and calls out to the boy,


"Leaking Rubber, go get me water!"
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Old 12th February 2009, 14:26   #3492
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"Leaking Rubber, go get me water!".
That was a real good one dude.
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Old 13th February 2009, 12:18   #3493
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Santa-Banta say on current financial market :-

What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped "Insufficient funds", I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's!
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Santa-Banta say on current financial market :-

What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped "Insufficient funds", I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's!
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post1087839 (The Official Joke thread)


Replying to finneyp right here as these posts will anyways get deleted.

no just a little too much work on my head and don't want to do anything about it.

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Old 13th February 2009, 12:26   #3495
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Bblost, have you taken over from Condor?

Didn't realize that joke was posted before.
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