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Old 13th February 2009, 13:55   #3496
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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room,
so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.... Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

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To: My Loving Wife,
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 March 2008,

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They give computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Love,

Your Hubby.
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Old 13th February 2009, 14:22   #3497
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I never knew Ford IKON came with ABS in 2004.

check the ad.

For Sale - Ford Ikon 1.8 D NXT -2004 Immaculate condition
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Old 17th February 2009, 11:40   #3498
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got this in my mail.

Intelligent solution from an Intelligent Sardar

Santa Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was
very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the Delivery
day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to
join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send
a telegram confirming birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party
to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write "the watch
has arrived" and he will understand that the son is born. The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl. Now Santa's
Father-in-law didn't know what to do. If he writes "the watch has arrived"
Santa will think he has got a Son. If he writes "watch has not arrived"
Santa will get worried thinking something serious has happened. But being a
very intelligent person, he finds a solution and sends the telegram.


Santa received the telegram, opened it eagerly and reads


"The watch has arrived, but the pendulum is missing".
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Old 18th February 2009, 07:01   #3499
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I think they meant 6g.

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Old 18th February 2009, 18:07   #3500
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A guy thought that he was great in sex...
till the point he realized that his wife had asthama!!!

cheers,
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Old 19th February 2009, 14:44   #3501
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Medical Distinction

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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Old 19th February 2009, 15:06   #3502
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deepgautham, those videos are hilarious! Specially loved the reporter one. Just awesome!
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Old 19th February 2009, 19:46   #3503
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found this video really Hilarious!!! dont know if its been posted here before

this one is a riot!!!! i thought there'd be like a spoken voice of the baby's thoughts in its own mind.. will scout for something like that!

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Old 23rd February 2009, 16:25   #3504
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Just saw this ad in one of the classifieds , couldnt resist posting it

For Sale :

Honda City VTech - 2003 Model - Black Colour - Central locking - sunroof - header - alloy wheels - air filters - panasonic double amp double woofer - mp3 player - 58K km - expected price 5.25 L
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Where's the joke in that?
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Old 24th February 2009, 21:43   #3506
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Where's the joke in that?
May be its the "header" part.
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Old 24th February 2009, 21:44   #3507
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Just saw this ad in one of the classifieds , couldnt resist posting it

For Sale :

Honda City VTech - 2003 Model - Black Colour - Central locking - sunroof - header - alloy wheels - air filters - panasonic double amp double woofer - mp3 player - 58K km - expected price 5.25 L
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Where's the joke in that?
I think its the price!!
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Old 24th February 2009, 21:49   #3508
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@flipsyde

good one cant stop laughing. hehe
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Old 25th February 2009, 16:55   #3509
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Sammyboy, can you clarify where is the joke in your last post? Lots of people are wracking their brains to get the joke.

I don't want to speculate because everything looks pretty geninue to me. Yes, including the price
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Old 25th February 2009, 16:59   #3510
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Read it again I think th joke is in
air filters
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