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Old 25th February 2009, 17:04   #3511
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Read it again I think th joke is in
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Old 25th February 2009, 18:49   #3512
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A Pirate and a salior are sharing their stories on the high seas, the salior notices the pirate has a peg leg, a hook hand and a patched eye. "How did you get the Peg leg, the Hook and the Eye patch?" asked the sailor.

"Well, the peg leg happened when i was swept overboard and a shark bit it off" , "The hook was when I was boarding an enemy ship and my hand got sliced clean off" replied the Pirate.

"And the Eye?"

"oh yes that happend when a seagull dropping landed in my eye"
"and that took out your eye"? asked the sailor.

"Well, it was my first day with the hook" replied the pirate.
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Old 26th February 2009, 17:44   #3513
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A Pirate and a salior are sharing their stories on the high seas, the salior notices the pirate has a peg leg, a hook hand and a patched eye. "How did you get the Peg leg, the Hook and the Eye patch?" asked the sailor.

"Well, the peg leg happened when i was swept overboard and a shark bit it off" , "The hook was when I was boarding an enemy ship and my hand got sliced clean off" replied the Pirate.

"And the Eye?"

"oh yes that happend when a seagull dropping landed in my eye"
"and that took out your eye"? asked the sailor.

"Well, it was my first day with the hook" replied the pirate.
Aye Aye captain. Ha Ha Ha. ALways reminds me of Johnny Depp
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Old 26th February 2009, 18:05   #3514
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Dude, what's so funny about Bio Medical Waste?

Every clinic needs a permit to generate "BMW" which is to be packed in colored coded containers/bags and the municipality will collect it to dispose according to the biohazard regulations.

Many doctors don't know about it and only once one clinic is raided that they rush for the authorization certificate.
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Dude, what's so funny about Bio Medical Waste?
Hi Tejas: Nothing funny about it for medics (I'm part of that community too), but most lay folks know of only ONE BMW - the one with wheels. Wish we really could have our BMWs both ways - as in rush for our BMW authorisations IN a BMW!
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Read it again I think th joke is in
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We have a winner folks He gets a double amp double woofer.
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Dude, what's so funny about Bio Medical Waste?
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Tejas : i have always known only one BMW. It was sort of funny to read when BMW also meant Bio Medical Waste.
All through the article, was trying to replace this bmw with the other.

relax !
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These people really want to keep road ONLY for cars

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lol. Which road is this?
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LOL, someone who is good with MS Paint.
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Cool Honey i shrunk the cars!

The smart car

What we will be forced to drive soon?
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But look at all of the 'great new choices'
We will have from 'The SMART Car'....

The Smorvette!
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The Smaudi A3 AWD
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The SMW!
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The Smorsche!
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The Smorsche Targa!
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The smart car

What we will be forced to drive soon?
Already posted in the earlier i think either here or in the weird and wacky thread.
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