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Old 29th May 2009, 14:16   #3631
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car_crazy1400 : May Be its a repeat (Preparing to be Condored)
@Car_crazy1400, if you search before you post, you shouldnt get condored.

But :
1. You did do back-to-back posts (even if it was separate jokes)
2. Dont you think your 3rd post here is a very old flavor ?
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Old 31st May 2009, 12:55   #3632
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I am not sure if this picture belongs to Joke thread or to Whack mods thread. Actually it belongs to both threads


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Old 2nd June 2009, 13:41   #3633
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Old 2nd June 2009, 14:47   #3634
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^ One of the best funny things I've read in recent past
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Old 2nd June 2009, 14:51   #3635
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Nice!
But, I'm not sure if some of these really, are road signs.
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Old 2nd June 2009, 14:52   #3636
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^ yep one of the funniest things ever - a joke on road signs - so very apt for a car forum
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Old 2nd June 2009, 15:22   #3637
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Default LAB report and CAT scan!

A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet's surgery.

As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said 'I'm so sorry, your Duck, 'Cuddles' has passed away'.

The distressed owner wailed 'Are you sure?'

'Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead' he replied.

'How can you be so sure,' she protested. 'I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything! He might just be in a coma or something'.

The Vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador retriever.

As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his paws on the table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the Vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog, took it out, and returned a few minutes later with a cat.

The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, ' I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck'.

The vet turned to his PC, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the distraught woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill '150!', she cried, '150 just to tell me my duck is dead!'

The vet just shrugged, and said ' I'm sorry... If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been 20, but with the LAB report and the CAT scan, it's now 150...'
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Old 2nd June 2009, 19:18   #3638
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Awesome post Nikhil, just made my Day!
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Old 3rd June 2009, 12:23   #3639
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But, I'm not sure if some of these really, are road signs.
All of these are not road signs. some are sign boards we see at Railway stations and stuff. Just a combination of sign boards from various places put together very well.
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@ Gansan

That joke actually had me laughing till there were tears in my eyes! ROFL
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This one came by SMS:

What is the difference between girls aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 & 68 ?

At 8 - you take her to bed & tell her a story

At 18 - you tell her a story & take her to bed

At 28 - you dont need to tell her a story to take her to bed

At 38 - she tells you a story & takes you to bed

At 48 - you tell her a story to avoid taking her to bed

At 58 - you stay in bed to avoid her story

At 68 - if you take her to bed, that'll be a story
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@GSMINC, good one but quite an old one though
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The Lab report and Car Scan were hilarious.
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@GSMINC, good one but quite an old one though
As I informed, none of them are my own.

One more: No offence to the more powerful gender of our species

Women's lives are very hard !

MORNING-wash clothes
NOON-dry clothes
EVENING-iron clothes
NIGHT-open clothes
MIDNIGHT-no clothes
EARLY MORNING-search clothes


Once again I say, no offence meant, it is just a joke
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May Be its a repeat (Preparing to be Condored)

Patient to Doctor: Doc, I don't have money to pay you, If you do my treatment for free, I'll repay it someday by working for you.

Doc: Ok, What do you do?

Patient: I dig graves!
I have seen this happen in real. About 10 years back I was helping my uncle buy a treadmill. While negotiating the price, the shopkeeper found out my uncle is a doctor.

Shopkeeper: Oh, you are a doc. Fine, I'll give you $100 off. But, when I need a doctor, you gotta give me a free consultation.
Uncle: Sure, that's a deal.

The order went through, payment was done. As we were leaving, the shopkeeper asked...

Shopkeeper: BTW, what is your area of specialty? I need to know when to use your service.
Uncle: Radiation Oncology
Shopkeeper: Er... what does that mean?
Uncle: When people are diagnosed with Cancer, they come to me for treatment.
Shopkeeper: Arrgghh, I hope I never have to use your help.
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