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Old 8th September 2009, 15:51   #3826
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GOOD NEWS - In 1960 the first topless dance bar opened in kolkatta and its still operational

BAD NEWS - the same dancers are still dancing there
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Old 8th September 2009, 16:10   #3827
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I don't know the source, neither claim any copyright on this. got this in email -

BANGALORE POST COMPETITION LAST WEEK, ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME –

WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,

BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE

And The Winners are:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “Go to hell”

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime
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Old 10th September 2009, 21:33   #3828
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Well I received this joke from a cousin via email. Thought of sharing it with you guys here as it is related to automobiles.

Yesterday I was having some work done at the Garrage. A woman came in & asked for a 'seven-hundred-ten'.

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten, Ma'am?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it & need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710!!

Mechanic & I simply could not figure out the part!



He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed & said, "Of course, it's right here. Thats the part I am talking about."

Go to the below photo to learn what a "710" part is...


Oh God, sometimes, Women r Women!!!



The mechanic simply fainted & I got speechless!
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Old 10th September 2009, 23:25   #3829
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^^^^this was posted long ago.
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Old 11th September 2009, 00:57   #3830
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@Siralec - I am sorry, I did not go through the thread before posting. My BAD
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Old 11th September 2009, 01:12   #3831
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Go to the below photo to learn what a "710" part is...
The name of the attachment file says it all...
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Old 11th September 2009, 11:27   #3832
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If this marketing scheme doesn't work, woner which one will!
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Sorry my previous post crashed. Here is the award winning phograph for Swine flu
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Old 13th September 2009, 15:29   #3834
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What is the difference between 1 used tire and 365 used condoms?





the former may be a good year, the latter IS a great year.
One more joke relating to this.
What do you do with the 365 condums in a year?


Melt it down, make it into a Tire and call it 'Good Year'...
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Old 13th September 2009, 20:34   #3835
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received these as mail fwd:
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Got in a forward now:
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received these as mail fwd:
the last one is a bit racist, don't you think?
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Old 23rd September 2009, 00:14   #3838
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Neil Armstrong lands on Moon and sees 2 men and asks them - Who are you?

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"Cameraman Santosh ke saath Deepak Chaurasiya , AAJ TAK..!!
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Old 23rd September 2009, 01:32   #3839
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Email fwd here again
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Old 23rd September 2009, 03:09   #3840
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Patient - Doc , my left leg pains

Doc - Thats old age

Patient - My right legs as old but it doesn't hurt a bit
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