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Old 14th November 2009, 14:03   #3871
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Suren--TANJOOBERRYMUTTS for posting this----it was really hilarious!
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anything the arabs can do, we can do better!
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Old 16th November 2009, 09:53   #3873
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A blonde was asking for lift to the person driving a Royal Enfield Classic.
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sukiwa, if you are referring to the lack of a pillion seat on an RE classic, you may need to know that the RE Classic does come with a Pillion seat, FYI.
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MEN AT WORK - GO SLOW - TAKE DIVERSION
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Hahaha!! That sign actually makes sense..

Men at work: (it means more people will be coming here)

Go Slow: (Relax take your time..)

Take Diversion: (hmm...now for whom was it? any ideas?)
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Take Diversion: (hmm...now for whom was it? any ideas?)
This refers to the fact that the person can divert something from inside his body to outside it.
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Received an sms the other day:
Two skodas for sale. Both immaculate condition and same year manufactured.
1st Octavia - Rs. 4,00,000 (with full official service history)
2nd Octavia - Rs. 6,00,000 (no official service history)
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Old 20th November 2009, 11:56   #3879
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Simple Maths - try solving it - but do not ask your kids to do it for you

Mary is 21 years older than her child. In 6 years from now, Mary will
be 5 times as old as her child..

Question: Where's Mary's husband right now ?

(There IS a REAL mathematical solution for this.. try it before
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Solution:

Mary (Mom 'M') is 21 years older than the child (Child 'C').

M = C + 21

In 6 years from now Mom will be 5 times as old as the Child.

M + 6 = ( C + 6 ) x 5

C + 21 + 6 = ( C + 6) x 5

C + 27 = 5C + 30

-3 = 4C

C = -3/4

The child is -3/4 year old, that's -9 months.

So, the Child will be born in 9 months.
And, right now, Mary's husband is on top of her.
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Old 20th November 2009, 19:56   #3880
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So, the Child will be born in 9 months.
And, right now, Mary's husband is on top of her.
well how can be sure of that .he is with her. but on top, underneath,besides,behind is just a guess.
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well how can be sure of that .he is with her. but on top, underneath,besides,behind is just a guess.
Oh come on.. Its a joke thread.
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Old 20th November 2009, 20:58   #3882
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Oh come on.. Its a joke thread.
may be i forgot to put a smiley .thats why u took it seriously.
that was just some old fashioned leg pulling.

o.t ever since i have been a member of t-bhp i have forgot the use of smileys cos i am afraid i might overdo and invoke the moderators wrath
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Received this as an email forward today. No offense to any Biharis meant please !

Bihar Driving License...
================================================== ==============
DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.


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11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 .............. (Circle highest grade completed)
12. Dental rekard:
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(Check karet box)
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____________________________



(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)
PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS
Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.
NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS


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Old 20th November 2009, 21:19   #3884
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I am not a bihari, but I can say that while biharis have a terrible accent, their written english and IQ is normally perfect.

this joke have never made any sense to me.
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Old 20th November 2009, 22:17   #3885
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