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Old 19th January 2010, 17:20   #3931
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A comma is all the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse
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Old 19th January 2010, 17:48   #3932
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Good one there, EssYouWe.
Here's one that I read recently,

Q: What is the difference between love marriage and arranged marriage.
A: In love marriage you marry your gf; in arranged marriage you marry someone else's gf!
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Old 19th January 2010, 21:37   #3933
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Chota Sardar : Mummy kal raat jadu hoya. Main bathroom da darwaja kholey te light ape jal gayi.

Mummy: Khotya tu fir fridge vich susu kar dita ?
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@ Bivin

Ah! Finally, someone who enjoys collegehumor as much as I do
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Old 20th January 2010, 12:02   #3935
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Nice one EssYouWe!!

That was a wonderful way to empahsize how funny English really is!!
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"Batuk , look who's here to teach the Gujarati Brothers about marketing !"
Nice.
Speaking of Gujju business sense I remebered one more. I don't mind if it is condored.

American school teacher: Who will tell me God's name for 10$ ?
James: Pope John Paul
Teacher: Nope
George: St. Peter.
Teacher: Nope.
Jignes: Jesus.
Teacher: Absolutely correct, here you go, how did you know?
Jignes: I knew it was Krishna but kya karen dhanda toh dhanda hain na ? (after all business is business)
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Ok this one's my own, it's more a PJ than a joke.

Qn: Which car is equivalent to 10 autorikshaws?

(I'll wait for the answers before I post it )
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Ok this one's my own, it's more a PJ than a joke.

Qn: Which car is equivalent to 10 autorikshaws?

(I'll wait for the answers before I post it )
Punto.

Dont ask me how.. the 'to' rhymes with 'Auto'.
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Old 20th January 2010, 16:31   #3939
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Punto.
Dont ask me how.. the 'to' rhymes with 'Auto'.
Nope... think again take 10 as a clue. Think Hindi.

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^^ i10 Auto
by such logic we could have a 20 auto thing too

other answer could be Volkswagen (Das Auto )

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Any VW car? Das Auto?!
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Old 20th January 2010, 16:36   #3942
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Any VW car? Das Auto?!
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other answer could be Volkswagen (Das Auto )
Yes... Correct answer!

VolksWagen - Das Auto.

(Running for cover)

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I thought of Das Auto as well.. but then it was already answered.
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Ok this one's my own, it's more a PJ than a joke.

Qn: Which car is equivalent to 10 autorikshaws?

(I'll wait for the answers before I post it )
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Any VW car? Das Auto?!
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Yes... Correct answer!

VolksWagen - Das Auto.

(Running for cover)
Is that so??? I thought VW had tied up with some West Bengal based company called Das Auto
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Is that so??? I thought VW had tied up with some West Bengal based company called Das Auto
Dude 'Das Auto' in German means 'The Car'

But this is even more funnier... "Daas Auto" LOL

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