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Old 23rd July 2010, 12:20   #4246
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got this as email forwards.
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Old 23rd July 2010, 12:29   #4247
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^^ That's the yesteryear tamil hero Ramaraj dealing with the villans.
He is usually seen flaunting his red/pink/yellow silky apparels and matching lip gloss running around the trees with a pee-pee in his mouth .

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Old 29th July 2010, 13:48   #4248
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Hi this is the best scenario one will come across in MNC's.


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Old 29th July 2010, 18:37   #4249
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Old 29th July 2010, 20:14   #4250
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Otomobil : Now i am running before you guys start beating me blue and black.
@Ottomobil, pls search before you post .. more than half of your post has been posted earlier.

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/365740-post1716.html
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Old 29th July 2010, 20:22   #4251
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Yet another medico-astrologer, this time an export !

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Old 29th July 2010, 20:57   #4252
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@Ottomobil, pls search before you post .. more than half of your post has been posted earlier.

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/365740-post1716.html
Seeing is we've over 4000 posts in this thread, repetitions are inevitable.
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Old 29th July 2010, 21:48   #4253
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McLaren Rulez, if we had not been following that guideline, this thread would have been much larger with multiple repeatitions. It is possible to search and keep this thread lean & clean .. Old jokes are no fun. Try reading any joke 3-4 times and you will know.
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Old 29th July 2010, 23:10   #4254
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I opened the fridge to get a bottle of water right now, and the fridge light was busted; groped around in the dark and pulled out a bottle with a long neck, tried to undo the cap and I got bitten.

It was a giraffe I'd pulled out of the fridge instead of a bottle of water...

So you were the nasty fella who was responsible! I'll send you the doctor's bill!
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4) How do you keep Giraffe into fridge ?
Ans: No, it's not what you think.. Open the door, Remove the Elephant and Keep Giraffe.

...Girafee as it's still stuck in the fridge.
...and the bill for the fridge light too - the elephant apparently busted it.
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Old 30th July 2010, 09:30   #4255
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Default The Giraffe that ate a Refrigerator...!

^^ On this Giraffe thing, here is an old blog that I wrote on another website.!

The giraffe that ate a refrigerator...
The other day, I was talking to a 3rd year engineering student.
By now, the entire student community knew about the famous "Giraffe In The Refrigerator" quiz.
I was asking him the question. "How can you put a Giraffe in a refrigerator.?”
He promptly said, ’Simple. Open the fridge, put the giraffe in and close the fridge”
I said, “Correct”
At that moment, the next-door kid was passing by, listening to us.
He interrupted us “Uncle, how can you put a giraffe in a fridge? I have seen the giraffe in Zoo and it is too big. How it can go into a fridge?”
We both laughed, “No boy, this is management thing. You won’t understand.”
I turned to the aspiring student and continued "Ok, how can you put an elephant in the fridge?”
He said, “Take the Giraffe out, put the elephant in.”
Now, the boy looked really furious. “ Uncle, if you have a fridge big enough to put a giraffe, why can’t you put an elephant also in it? I haven’t seen any fridge that can take only one thing inside…” At this moment the boy left us.
I sat back and started thinking. Whatever the boy said seemed to make plain logic sense.
If you don’t know something or if you don’t have sufficient information, then you go by logical reasoning, based on your available knowledge and experience.
That’s what the boy did. And I guess we fail to do.
Some management ‘expert’ devised the question and answer and the entire world now believes that is correct.

Now, Here is another aptitude test for management aspirants,
Q: How would a giraffe eat a refrigerator?
A: The giraffe would bite the refrigerator by teeth, lift and swallow.
Q:Correct. How could an elephant eat a refrigerator?
A: It cannot, because the giraffe ate it already…!
Q: Correct again. You pass…. You are qualified to join IIM…!!!

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Old 30th July 2010, 10:09   #4256
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Technicall no. For this to be correct, the second question should have been

Q:Correct. How could an elephant eat the refrigerator?

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^^ Agreed. But, technically can an Elephant eat a refrigerator in first place?
Technically the actual answer should be "I strongly suggest you should see a good psychiatrist immediately". hahahha
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Old 30th July 2010, 11:05   #4258
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Here's something i found ages ago and its been one of the best

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Old 30th July 2010, 11:48   #4259
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Womans Dictionary

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

Iím sorry = Youíll be sorry

We need = I want

Itís your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = Youíll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I donít want you to

Iím not upset = Of course Iím upset, you moron

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = Iím going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today youíre going to hate

Iíll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, youíre dead
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Old 30th July 2010, 13:37   #4260
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On a lighter vein, I'd like to upload some photos which I received as email forward.
The subject of the mail was women drivers.
**Disclaimer**
Just sharing this for laughs. Hope this thread doesn't get locked or me flamed after this!



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