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Old 6th September 2010, 19:45   #4321
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The Vigil Idiot's take on 'We Are Family'

Movie Review: We Are Family | The Vigil Idiot

As usual, damn funny & true.
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Old 6th September 2010, 20:43   #4323
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Can someone please explain? Is it got to do something with DBHPian condor?

Yes - you are right.

Condor used to have the monopoly of pointing out duplicate posts here; till somebody coined the phrase "conrored".

When somebody is "condored", he has just repeated a joke which has already been posted.

You can use the "search this thread" link above to find if the joke you want to post has been posted here earlier.
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I got a spam as usual, but this caught my attention. now don't ask me why I read the whole thing. I sometimes send a reply from a non descript ID just to see if I can have an interesting conversation . Never happened.

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Kid - Teacher, what is Sex?
Teacher - (Confused, still goes ahead), explains all of it... sweating at the end of it
Kid - How do I write all that inside this small box?
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I got a spam as usual, but this caught my attention. now don't ask me why I read the whole thing. I sometimes send a reply from a non descript ID just to see if I can have an interesting conversation . Never happened.
Wow, Prostate cancer. May be he died from Cervical Cancer, not CHF.
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Old 8th September 2010, 23:51   #4328
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Kid - Teacher, what is Sex?
Teacher - (Confused, still goes ahead), explains all of it... sweating at the end of it
Kid - How do I write all that inside this small box?
Reminds me of a joke from Readers' Digest.

The kid returns home from first day in school, and parents ask her how the day went.

She bursts out into tears, and says "they gave me an 'F' in sex!!!"
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Old 9th September 2010, 13:05   #4329
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Jaya Lalitha visited a temple and she posed for some photos with elephants.

Next day the photo came in paper...

"Jaya Lalitha" (third from left)
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Actual review of tavera SS D1 by an owner in mouthshut.com:

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Jaya Lalitha visited a temple and she posed for some photos with elephants.

Next day the photo came in paper...

"Jaya Lalitha" (third from left)
I really like these short jokes.
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I'm sure this is going to make you a smile, no matter you're watching it for nth time. I loved it.
If you've watched this already, watch the so called "baby's" facial expression this time; really awesome!!!


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Old 10th September 2010, 12:38   #4333
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Eldest Son - Dad meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai.50,000 maang rahi hai chup rehne ke
Dad slaps him n pays him

2 months passed

2nd son - meri Gf pregnant hai & demanding Rs.75,000
Dad slaps & pays him

Aftr 6 months,
Unmarried Daughter - dad Im pregnant
Dad kisses her n said - ab paise lene ki hamari bari hai

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Old 10th September 2010, 16:23   #4334
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Kid - Teacher, what is Sex?
Teacher - (Confused, still goes ahead), explains all of it... sweating at the end of it
Kid - How do I write all that inside this small box?
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Reminds me of a joke from Readers' Digest.

The kid returns home from first day in school, and parents ask her how the day went.

She bursts out into tears, and says "they gave me an 'F' in sex!!!"
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Jaya Lalitha visited a temple and she posed for some photos with elephants.

Next day the photo came in paper...

"Jaya Lalitha" (third from left)
Amazing short jokes!! Just loved all of them specially the Jayalalitha one takes the cake
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