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Old 11th September 2010, 04:28   #4336
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read on some website yesterday

"Hello, this is Radio Pakistan Sports News Bulletin, Lets start with the results of tomorrow's match"
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Old 11th September 2010, 09:24   #4337
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CONDOR'D!!!

I guess this is gonna happen really often now that thread is some 300 pages!
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Old 13th September 2010, 00:22   #4338
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It was right in the previous page
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Old 13th September 2010, 00:53   #4339
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From a Friend's Facebook Note:

Love Story of Engineer:

I was in12th, She was in 12th...I was doin BE, She got BCA
I was doin BE, She got MCA

I was doin BE, She is doing PHD

I completed BE, She got a Doctorate

She got married, I was preparing 4 MTECH entrance

Shes mother of 2, I am doing my MTECh

Her daughter is in 1st, I completed MTECH

Her daughter passed 10th, I have joined job

The greatest irony, Today is my ENGAGEMENT & Her daughter is my WIFE

MORAL: Agle janam me Commerce lunga
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Old 13th September 2010, 00:54   #4340
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An old joke in a new avatar.

A Nano breaks down and the guy tries in vain to restart it.The road is almost deserted.
Saw another Nano coming and owner1 waves his hand to stop.
What happened asked owner2.
Owner1 Engine is not seen.
Owner2 Dont worry, I have a spare one in the boot, take it.

courtesy VW Beetle
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Old 16th September 2010, 10:08   #4341
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Picture speak louder than words. Few of them may be repeat, but still worth having a laugh
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Old 16th September 2010, 10:17   #4342
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For those who are not familiar with Kannada Language, i will translate.

Father and mother belssings. (the first line)
For Hire ( second line)
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Old 16th September 2010, 12:25   #4343
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Sardar ki patni behosh ho gayi

Doctor bola "Yeh mar gayi hai".

Sardar patni ko shamshan le jata hai.

Patni boli "Main zinda hoon, mujhe kyon maar rahe ho"

Sardar bola "Chup raho, tu doctor se zyada janti hai"


Sorry if a repost.
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Old 18th September 2010, 16:06   #4344
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Default Brilliant solutions to everyday problems

Brilliant solutions to everyday problems

Got this through email

No spoon?

No problem-o!
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Seatbelt broken?

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New TV too big for the old cabinet?

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No bottle opener?

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Room too dark using compact fluorescent's?

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Fuse burnt out?

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Car stereo stolen?

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Bookshelf cracking under the weight?

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Can't afford a real GPS?

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No ice chest?

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Can't read the ATM screen?

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Car imported from the wrong country?

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Satellite go out in the rain?

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Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?

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Wiper motor burned out?

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What the?
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Display rack falling over?

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Tires worm out?

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Might be a little hard to steer.
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Desk overloaded?

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Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?

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Exhaust pipe dragging?

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Cables falling behind the desk?
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Old 18th September 2010, 23:02   #4345
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^^Have seen some of them before. The 'Car imported from wrong country' caption was hilarious!
The solution to 'cables falling behind the desk' is an excellent home remedy, but will bruise furniture.

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Old 20th September 2010, 10:47   #4346
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Out Of Diapers!!! Rofl
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Old 20th September 2010, 12:23   #4347
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Rofl. I was tired of reading no problem-o.

Great!! I loved the What the and the out of diapers. Hahah!
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Old 22nd September 2010, 23:29   #4348
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Why did the athletes at Commonwealth Games 2010 got confused ?

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Because of the following sign :-



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Old 22nd September 2010, 23:46   #4349
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dark_horizon View Post
From a Friend's Facebook Note:

Love Story of Engineer:

I was in12th, She was in 12th...I was doin BE, She got BCA
I was doin BE, She got MCA

I was doin BE, She is doing PHD


MORAL: Agle janam me Commerce lunga
Yaar, joke theek se to post karo (Post the joke that has some sense).

Last I remember, BCA was Bachelor of computer applications, MCA is masters of the same. Where did commerce came into picture? I don't recall anyone doing Phd in Commerce.

The joke I heard was between a MD and Bcom, MBA.
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Old 23rd September 2010, 09:37   #4350
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Shipnil i think you got it wrong. He must be referring to opt for commerce as Engineering is also a longer duration course as Medical. So completion time is more as compared to the Commerce stream which leads to Management or CA programmes.
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