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Old 23rd October 2010, 23:29   #4426
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This is a fact. But really belongs to here.

Go to Indian Stock Market >> Sensex >> Nifty >> Stock Prices >> Stock Recommendations >> Hot Stocks >> Stock Market Investing >> BSE >> NSE >> Derivatives >> Market Statistics >> Most Active Shares >> Penny Stocks India >> BSE index and securities informat After bypassing the initial ads, fi any, at the top right side, there is a search box. enter "hinduja foundries" in there, select "quotes", and hit enter.

Go to the "co info" link.

Look at the name of the guy listed as "alternate director".
alternate director = spare director
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Old 24th October 2010, 01:10   #4427
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alternate director = spare director
The name is actually Anders Spare =))

Hinduja Foundries appoints alternate director - NDTV Profit
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Wife: How many women have you slept with?
Husband: Only you honey, i was awake with all the rest.
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Saw this pinned at our office. Good one for those who know the Noah's Ark.
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Old 28th October 2010, 18:21   #4430
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Got this from a friend via email:

Q: What do you call Rajanikant's fart?

A: Rajanigandha!!

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Old 28th October 2010, 19:24   #4431
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Got this from a friend via email:

Q: What do you call Rajanikant's fart?

A: Rajanigandha!!
Hahahahaha!! Finally an original(Non-Chuck Norris fact)!

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Here's one I got as an sms forward(not sure about originality though),

Once, a girl lost her virginity...

Rajnikanth got it back!

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The great unanswered question in life: At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours? :P
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Old 28th October 2010, 19:26   #4432
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Paul the octopus was asked to predict Rajnikanth's death. Paul died with immediate effect

P.S: Jokes apart, I feel sad for Paul.

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^^ Ohh you should hear the new channels and their comments over him. Some Argentinian fans said something to the effect that 'Hope fully you end up on someone's plate".
The Late show with David Letterman said "He was arrested earlier for posting a picture of his tentacles over the internet".

RIP nevertheless.
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Got this on Facebook share... Hilarious....
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Old 29th October 2010, 09:46   #4435
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The great unanswered question in life: At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours? :P
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At least if I sit at the end of row, one arm rest would sure be mine. Hahaha.!
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The wife enters the kitchen and found her husband busy killing flies.
- "What are you doing?"
- "I'm hunting flies."
- "And have you killed any?"
- "Yes! 3 males and 2 females."
Surprised she asked him:
- "But how can you distinguish their sex?"
- "Easy! 3 were on a bottle of beer and the other 2 were on the phone..."
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@RajaTaurus,
You will be condored shortly!
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Being a software engineer , here are two from me (got them in a forwarded e-mail)

Rajnikanth can execute a program even before compiling it.
Rajnikanth does not query the database, the database queries Rajnikanth.
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In 2008 Rajnikanth lost his wallet and that led to Global Recession.
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