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Old 9th November 2010, 09:15   #4456
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Damn You Auto Correct! - Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories

I had to stop reading at work because I was literally going to ROTFLMAO. it's hilarious.
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Old 9th November 2010, 19:11   #4457
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My contribution to Rajinikanth jokes, not sure if it has been posted, but here goes:-

Intel has launched the new i9 processor with the tag line Rajinikanth Inside.
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Old 10th November 2010, 14:28   #4458
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What did Obama tell Manmohan Singh?

Take our military, our technology, our weapons and our security council seat..............
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Just give us Rajnikant
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Old 10th November 2010, 14:59   #4459
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A few more i received in an email forward.
Thought this would be a nice change over the Ranjikant jokes that have been flooded here.

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Man: Is there any way for longlife?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of wanting a longlife will never re-occur to you again.

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Old 10th November 2010, 15:33   #4460
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Received as an SMS-

Teacher: Which is the only mammal that can fly but gives birth to its little ones on earth?
Tintumon: An Airhostess, ma'm

[For non-Malloos, Tintumon is a local Dennis the Menace]
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Old 10th November 2010, 16:37   #4461
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Rajinikanth
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Why are you looking down? What you visited this thread for is up there!!

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Rajnikant killed dilbert's boss and catbert by 'strip'ping the comic
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Old 11th November 2010, 21:46   #4463
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Obama as Indian Politicians!
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Old 11th November 2010, 23:31   #4464
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China to Taiwan - Google Maps

See point no. 55
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^^ Swim across the Pacific ocean, Go straight! Absolutely Hillarious!!
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Old 11th November 2010, 23:58   #4466
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If Jackie Chan, then why Rajinikanth?

Google Image Result for http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D6tXd_ePivI/TMPRVvrCiVI/AAAAAAAAAL8/zBATxbMLDRc/s400/Rajinikanth.jpg

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Old 12th November 2010, 19:08   #4468
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I am not sure if its a joke but try searching 'recursion' on google. Google certainly has a sense of humor.
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Old 12th November 2010, 19:24   #4469
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Quote:
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I am not sure if its a joke but try searching 'recursion' on google. Google certainly has a sense of humor.
That's a good find! for a moment I did not get the joke as I was busy checking the links listed down.
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Old 12th November 2010, 19:37   #4470
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Another one from google

Go to google.com and in the search box type
how to find chuck norris

Checkout the first link output
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