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Old 12th November 2010, 19:43   #4471
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Similarly, check this out : Japan to China - Google Maps

See point no. 43
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That's a good find! for a moment I did not get the joke as I was busy checking the links listed down.
Did you mean: recursion . Good one!
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Old 12th November 2010, 20:09   #4473
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That reporter from railway platform in Pakistan has been posted here several months back.
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^^Did they air it live on a channel ? Seems to be a hoax. Why bother ?
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Old 12th November 2010, 23:09   #4475
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I am not sure if its a joke but try searching 'recursion' on google. Google certainly has a sense of humor.

perseus - you are condor'ed:

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2108468 (The Official Joke thread)
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Another one from google

Go to google.com and in the search box type
how to find chuck norris

Checkout the first link output
That was very good. I hope they create something for our own rajni.

Look at the suggestions they have mentioned. one word awesome.

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Old 14th November 2010, 19:42   #4477
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This email forward is supposed to be a true funny story


Mukesh Ambani in his 27 storeyed House

Mukeshbhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor,


takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor,




has breakfast on the 19th floor,


dresses up for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office


bag from his personal office on 21st floor,

wishes Bye to Nitabhabhi on 16th floor,


says See You to his children on 13th floor,


and goes down on 3rd floor to self drive his 2.5 Crore Mybach to office,


but than he finds out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs.


But on which floor ? 15th, 17th,19th,14th,21st,16th or 13th ?


He phones to all his servants, cooks,maids, secretaries, pool; attendents gym trainers, etc.

on all the floors.


There is a hectic search and lot of running about on all the floors,but the key is not

traceable .

Fed up , after half an hour, Mukeshbhai leaves in a chauffer driven ordinary Ikon car.


At 3.30 P.M. late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days ; back , a temporary

replacement maid had washed Mukeshbhai's pant and hung it to dry on a string in the

balcony of 16th floor, with car keys; in the pant pocket.


The key had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th floor;

level and was never found.

This was found out because of Nitabhabhi's habit of checking cloths given ; for ironing

personally. After 3 days Nitabhabhi complained to Mukeshbhai that where was ; he

roaming till 3 A.M. last night ?

Mukeshbahi said


the he was at home all night.

Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 A.M.


I was so much worried. I; could not sleep whole night, said Nitabhabhi.


Oh That helicopter ?



That helicopter came from Germany, sent by Mercedes people to deliver the duplicate car key......
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This email forward is supposed to be a true funny story
So the big house is already haunted!!!

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OMG.. ROTFLAO

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Old 16th November 2010, 13:10   #4481
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Pakistan launched a sattelite.

No, that is not the joke.

The Pakistani authorities issued a statement to the effect that they have found whales and sharks on moon.

Next day, NASA issued a statement:

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A satellite launched by Pakistan has been found in the Arabian Sea.
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Another one from google

Go to google.com and in the search box type
how to find chuck norris

Checkout the first link output
Good one but not exactly from google though. its a website which someone has created. Not from google.
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What moves faster than speed of sound
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Light

Bet, you thought it was Rajni..

Well no one has been able to clock him as yet..
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After 3 days Nitabhabhi complained to Mukeshbhai that where was ; he

roaming till 3 A.M. last night ?

Mukeshbahi said


the he was at home all night.

Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 A.M.


I was so much worried. I; could not sleep whole night, said Nitabhabhi.


Oh That helicopter ?



That helicopter came from Germany, sent by Mercedes people to deliver the duplicate car key......

Oh Nitabhabhi sleeps seperately is it?
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Old 16th November 2010, 18:43   #4485
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Apparently that is what it comes to when one goes to meet(ing)s by themselves
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