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|23rd September 2004, 17:14||#32|
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>One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.
>One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
>One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
>Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror
>- New York
>Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
>talk to someone in back seat
>One hand on horn,
>one hand holding the gear,
>one ear listening to loud music,
>one ear on cell phone,
>one foot on accelerator,
>one foot on clutch,
>nothing on break,
>eyes on females in the next car,
>- Welcome to INDIA
|23rd September 2004, 18:56||#33|
Join Date: May 2004
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ACTUAL ANSWERING MACHINE ANSWERS RECORDED AND VERIFIED BY THE
WORLD FAMOUS INTERNATIONAL INSTITUTE OF ANSWERING MACHINE
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if
leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is
we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already
money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my
institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my
owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of
4. Hi. Now YOU say something.
5. Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so
to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you
message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his
speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of
My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their
clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need
picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and
will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic
device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and
for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't
a message, and if I don't call back, it's you!!!!
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
a message and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
13. If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably
and it's safe to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to
Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the
now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes
doing it up
and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So
message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back
|24th September 2004, 01:42||#34|
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Laughter Via Gerala (Kerala)
Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Kerala (Other plazes they do werk hard)
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and
re-tying the lungi.
Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
Who found out that?
What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor end aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
Why Kerala is the heghly literate state in India?
Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapal from Kerala
|1st October 2004, 22:23||#38|
Join Date: Feb 2004
Thanked: 80,286 Times
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in
the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it
wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I
awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!
Strange, isnt it?
|2nd October 2004, 00:15||#39|
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Shuffling between chicago and delhi
yeah..i got a similar mail few months back..i was also quite amazed to see this..
but when I am reading regular words, I jumble them up as well and make something else out of it, or read only part of it..so there also my brain is trying too hard
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