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Old 29th November 2010, 04:55   #4501
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A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, he turns to her and asks, "Hey there, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "I'm feeling generous today! I'll give you 20 bucks and a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and go for a ride with me."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out. . .

"Look Dad, you're the one who bought the Harley instead of the Suzuki! So ride it by yourself!

------- from my suzuki boulevard board.
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Old 29th November 2010, 13:22   #4502
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said.

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Old 29th November 2010, 18:00   #4503
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Came across these pictures in Facebook.

PS: Pardon me, if these images were posted before.

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Old 29th November 2010, 19:56   #4504
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The Perfect Arab!
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Old 30th November 2010, 08:05   #4505
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Adam and Eve were the happiest people on the planet.

Know why?

They did not have any in-laws.
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Old 30th November 2010, 08:23   #4506
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Saw this in one of the fuel station stores in West Virginia.
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Old 30th November 2010, 16:02   #4507
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Two friends talking:

Friend1 : You look so different from the time I met you last.

Friend2 : Yes I am different. I am a changed man now.

Friend1 : What made you change ?

Friend2 : A girl came into my life. She made me quit smoking, drinking and gambling.

Friend1 : Seems like an angel, are you planning to marry her.

Friend2 : No, I just dumped her.

Friend1 : Why on earth would you dump the girl who improved you so much ?

Friend2 : She improved me so much that I got a better girl.
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Old 30th November 2010, 16:36   #4508
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Well, I was casually whiling away time and found this, the very thought makes me chuckle!!

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Old 30th November 2010, 23:16   #4510
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@anilsanil - Good find!!

I just tried Fiat Figo, Toyota Civic, Honda Swift, Maruti Polo.. For all of these combinations I got drop-down options.
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Old 1st December 2010, 01:18   #4511
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Few months back Hrithik Roshan tried to compete with Rajnikanth in dancing. End Result:- He ended up on a wheel chair in "GUZAARISH".

Once Rajnikanth donated blood to a very small infant who was weak and skinny. Today, that child is known as "THE GREAT KHALI".


Once Rajnikanth had a spelling and vocabulary test in school, the rough sheet he used then is now known as "THE OXFORD DICTIONARY".

Apologies from my side if these were posted earlier.
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Rajini is missing!

He participated in a high jump competetion and has been reported by NASA that he is the first man to land on sun.
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Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense

Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did.

my colleagues are going crazy over these.
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Just came across this picture in my friend's wall in FB.

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1) Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are called giraffes.

2) The Bermuda triangle used to be a Bermuda square until Rajnikanth kicked one of its corner off.

3) Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table coz he only recognizes the lement of surprise.

4) The only man who ever outsmarted Rajnikanth was Stephen hawking and he got what he deserved.

5) Rajnikanth knows Victoria's secret.

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