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Old 3rd December 2010, 17:10   #4531
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RK can divide by zero.
RK does not need anything to divide.
(same as divide by zero!!)

But there is a dedicated thread to what Rajni can't!
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Old 3rd December 2010, 18:01   #4532
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Wife: Why are going through my phone, I hate it!!

Husband: Relax, I am just checking your SMS

Wife: Thats all the more irritating.

Husband: Arey I just want to read some Rajni SMSes if you have any.

Child: Papa, does Rajni send SMSes to mommy?? WOOOW!
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Dont know if these videos have been posted here earlier . Actually I wanted to post them in the ICE thread but i think they are better off in this thread .

Starting with " Black Eyed 'Pease'- Bebot ,ooops its 'Nacho'"



Akon and Snoop Dog NOT featuring ! ' I wanna love you ' becomes ' aaja jee lae '



And the best "Ek Chorra" .



. No offence to anyone though i just found them to be a lot funny .
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Old 3rd December 2010, 19:36   #4534
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Dont know if these videos have been posted here earlier . Actually I wanted to post them in the ICE thread but i think they are better off in this thread .


. No offence to anyone though i just found them to be a lot funny .
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I just found out I fell in love with those haryanvis.

awsome!
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Old 3rd December 2010, 20:25   #4535
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I just found out I fell in love with those haryanvis.

awsome!
+1000000 Seriously man ! I really like the style or rather ishtyle.
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Old 4th December 2010, 01:55   #4536
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RK can divide by zero.


PS: Sorry if a repost !!!
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RK does not need anything to divide.
(same as divide by zero!!)

But there is a dedicated thread to what Rajni can't!
How dare you forget that Rajini had once divided a bullet into two with a knife when he had to kill two baddies. Ek bullet se do shikaar you know.

And before pulling a legendary actor like Rajini into the joke thread, tell us if you can perform even one stunt out of the many great ones that he has been doing over the years. If you can't, please don't joke about ham in this way.
Even Hollywood, with their humongous SFX budgets, have'nt been able to emulate, forget pull-off, such stunts.

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A boy was playing cricket outside Rajni's house.
Ball hits Rajni's window. Rajni took the ball and told the boy to play slowly...
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The boy is now known as Rahul Dravid.
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^^ Good answer. Arrogant non-entities have to be delt this way.
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Another one for Rajnikanth:

Boy : I lov u
Girl : I lov u 2
Boy : I lov u 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Girl : I lov u 'infinity'
Boy : I lov u 'rajnikanth'
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Old 7th December 2010, 00:30   #4541
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Got this as a forward today

The Birlas run an engineering college named "Birla Institute of Technology and Science- BITS. For obvious reasons, the Tata's couldn't start such an institute.

Got this one moments later

The Tatas run a Social Sciences College named "Tata Institute of Social Studies"-TISS. For obvious reasons, the Piramal Group couldn't start such an institute.
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Old 7th December 2010, 01:09   #4542
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Had Rajini played the role of Sanjay Singhania in 'Ghajini' it would have been a 15 minute movie.

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Had Rajini played the role of Sanjay Singhania in 'Ghajini' it would have been a 15 minute movie.
And the movie would not be galled Ghajini. It would be called Rajini

And I'd love to see how they make a wig for Rajini in that movie that goes with Sanjay's hairstyle.
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And the movie would not be galled Ghajini. It would be called Rajini

And I'd love to see how they make a wig for Rajini in that movie that goes with Sanjay's hairstyle.
This movie called Rajini that you're talking about is gonna be made by 'Robots'.
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Got this as a forward today

The Birlas run an engineering college named "Birla Institute of Technology and Science- BITS. For obvious reasons, the Tata's couldn't start such an institute.

Got this one moments later

The Tatas run a Social Sciences College named "Tata Institute of Social Studies"-TISS. For obvious reasons, the Piramal Group couldn't start such an institute.
Loved these two. More-so the first one.
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