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Old 16th December 2010, 12:31   #4591
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^^^ anyways, it's not a joke already. It's reality.
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Question: what vehicle has the following features?

~ standstill to topspeed in the shortest time
~ topspeed to standstill in the shortest time too
~ cheapest to buy on planet earth
~ auto re-fuelling (100% green, running on renewable natural energy sources)
~ auto cruise
~ no road tax, no insurance needed

Ans: bullock cart

Source: www.rally.co.in

Salman - this thing is good. where is the OBDII port? is it running a remap? what about CAI? Turbo-charged?

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Default Honda City with DDiS Engine !!!

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Question: what vehicle has the following features?

~ standstill to topspeed in the shortest time
~ topspeed to standstill in the shortest time too
~ cheapest to buy on planet earth
~ auto re-fuelling (100% green, running on renewable natural energy sources)
~ auto cruise
~ no road tax, no insurance needed

Ans: bullock cart

Source: www.rally.co.in

Salman - this thing is good. where is the OBDII port? is it running a remap? what about CAI? Turbo-charged?
I will contact Das and I'll let you know.
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Santa is waiting near his chimney, why? Cause Rajni is going to give him gifts.
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I got this through email yesterday with the subject "Rajnikant's Cousin" !!!

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Rajni or not this guy has good control. But to what use is another matter.
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Rajni or not this guy has good control. But to what use is another matter.
Agreed. And being an Indian, I look at it as disrespect towards food.

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^^ No other way for them to generate the required output of porottas, in the required time/space constraints.
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I dont find what is funny about this; it is common sight in almost every "thattukada" all over KL. (our word for "dhaba").
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Agreed. And being an Indian, I look at it as disrespect towards food.
Actually i won't look at it as disrespect towards food. If you observe, their co-ordination is fantastic, not a single piece is dropped to the floor or being wasted. The catcher dude is expertly getting hold of them and passing them on to the next guy for frying.

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^^ No other way for them to generate the required output of porottas, in the required time/space constraints.
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I dont find what is funny about this; it is common sight in almost every "thattukada" all over KL. (our word for "dhaba").
Wow. To tell the truth, I had never seen this kind of action/co-ordination here. In fact in Pune it is not common at all !!
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Came accross this wonderfull forum, its called tpbazaar.com, this is a funny forum, there are people who are selling used trousers for 1k , well this is a all techie forum and i dont know any techie who will buy used cloths.

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I got this through email yesterday with the subject "Rajnikant's Cousin" !!!
I was wondering why he beats the plate just before he throws, then I realized its the audio-signal input for the receiving guy. Amazing. And me too don't see this as disrespect to food. Such coordination you can see the way they make tea in the south -
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I was wondering why he beats the plate just before he throws, then I realized its the audio-signal input for the receiving guy. Amazing.
I think it's to balance himself. He throws the two hands in opposite directions at the same time. Else he will have to shift his body every time he throws it. I don't think the receiver needs a signal.

similar to Rajini who slaps his two hands together to throw his cigarette up in his mouth. Try it yourself, it makes it really effortless.

EDIT: both are done subconsciously.
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