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Old 14th January 2011, 01:17   #4621
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^^That was the most intelligent answer i have ever heard or seen dude.. :-) burst out laughing..
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Old 14th January 2011, 08:30   #4622
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@Gansan: That's one big dose of laughing gas. Hey, a friend of mine in school had written the story of Dil To Pagal Hai in a History test. The question was to write about some war (Battle of Panipat I think). This smart alec wrote a full page story, while the dumbo in me wrote the actual battle details in 3/4th of the page - result? He got 9/10 for that and I got 7/10 - I had preserved that answer paper, have to search the attic ;-)

@dhanushs: Though hilarious, this has been posted/circulated in mails many many times
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@gansan & Dhanushs : Copied, pasted and forwarded!!

Man, these are just not suited for reading in a small cubucle with 2 other workstations!!!
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Old 14th January 2011, 14:23   #4624
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@Gansan: It certainly isn't written by a schoolboy. One can easily make out that it's made up.
Few lines were hilarious nonetheless.

@Dhanushs: That was hilarious!

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Old 14th January 2011, 19:55   #4625
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Do you guys know how a capacitor REALLY functions?.
@dhanushs- That was awesome, ROFTL
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Old 15th January 2011, 07:46   #4626
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@Gansan: It certainly isn't written by a schoolboy. One can easily make out that it's made up.
I think so too! Got it by email, had a hearty laugh and wanted to share it here!
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Got this from one of the Facebook photos
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Teacher: If the cost of constructing one wall is Rs 10000/-, what is the cost of construction two walls?
Student: 100 crores
Teacher: How can you be so stupid? Who is your father?
Student: Suresh Kalmadi.
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Teacher: If the cost of constructing one wall is Rs 10000/-, what is the cost of construction two walls?
Student: 100 crores
Teacher: How can you be so stupid? Who is your father?
Student: Suresh Kalmadi.
One from my side as well

Sheila Dixit to Kalmadi: "Delhi badnaam hui, darling tere liye!"
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Father: Son, there was a time when for 5 rupees I used to bring home provisions, milk, bread and eggs together.

Son: Thats highly impossible these days. They have CCTV's all over the place now.
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Difference Between Complete & Finish...
People say there is no difference between
COMPLETE & FINISH
But there is.
When you marry the right one, you are
COMPLETE....
And when you marry the wrong one, you are
FINISHED.....
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ...
COMPLETELY FINISHED
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Difference Between Complete & Finish...
People say there is no difference between
COMPLETE & FINISH
But there is.
When you meet the right one, you are
COMPLETE....
And when you marry the wrong one, you are
FINISHED.....
And when the wrong one catches you with the right one, you are ...
COMPLETELY FINISHED
slightly re-worded if you don't mind.
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What happens when an Indian company and a Japanese company decide on an annual boat race :- (Seems to be more fact than funny).

PPT link :-

http://www.funonthenet.in/component/...nload/gid,172/
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Redefining the English language.

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